meagan

WSU Psychology & Criminal Justice

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I wanna have a wedding like Tana Mongeau, and not get legally married

[meagan @NotMeagan]

Ryan Garcia really bamboozled the hell outta everyone

[meagan @NotMeagan]

When I’m not asked for ID at a bar, I die a little on the inside

[meagan @NotMeagan]

Where is Ryan Garcia’s PR team? 🤦‍♀️

[meagan @NotMeagan]

My heart has been shattered, time to flee the country again 🤠

[meagan @NotMeagan]

When I die, bury me w chili lime goat cheese

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I accidentally gave my DoorDash driver a $100 cash tip, instead of $10. This should serve as my good deed for the next 72 hours.

[meagan @NotMeagan]

The other day, a TSA agent said “That’s a very pretty picture, Meagan” when he scanned my ID. No compliment will ever top that. 🥲

[meagan @NotMeagan]

“Does she have a legacy? No. But does she care? No.”

[meagan @NotMeagan]

My immune system is weaker than me /:

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

so...sorry if this is a bad time but... what happened with the bed bugs in france?

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I was really sad yesterday so I booked a flight to go to the FL Keys on Tuesday. Can’t wait to go swim w the gators. 😊

[meagan @NotMeagan]

Tonight’s my first night at a second job and I really can’t decide what version of myself I want to be there. Shy and kind, ‘super fun’ but in need of a 5150 hold?? Only time will tell. 😊

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I crumble under pressure and I’m shocked that I’m still employed

[meagan @NotMeagan]

The power went out while I was managing the bar, and the only words I managed to say to the customers were “Happy thanksgiving! Don’t walk out on your tab, I’ll calculate your bill in my head”

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I had both of wisdom teeth removed on the right side and I look like I had botched reconstructive jaw surgery

[meagan @NotMeagan]

The toll my father’s death took on me is indescribable;I pray Angus Cloud is now at peace with his father

[meagan @NotMeagan]

I’m listening to Carrie underwood and sing-screaming the lyrics to my dog and cat on my porch, so I definitely understand why my neighbors think I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

[meagan @NotMeagan]

Someone just told me “yeah I can tell you live in a poor neighborhood cause all the kids without AC are playing outside” like I’m sorry WHAT???

[meagan @NotMeagan]

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