MJ

Beans from Even Stevens follows me on IG

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

If I’m waiting to pick up my mom, can I park in the expecting mothers parking spot?

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@Aetna @AetnaHelp I'm desperate. Aetna told me my therapist was in-network. But there's evidence they were looking at the WRONG providor. Now I'm stuck with a $1,170 bill. I've called numerous times this year. I'm promised call backs that never come. I've submitted appeals. Plz😭

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@Vegas #VegasSuperSweeps + #Entry

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@Vegas @BLACKPINK OOOOOO HELLO YES HI

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@von_Levi @BroadAndMarket As the author of this post, I’m choosing to believe this theory.

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

There’s nothing more offensive than being accused of having bad service when you have full bars.

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@rlewisphilly https://t.co/iEw4IX6JPi

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@rlewisphilly Need to knoooow. So many news helicopters

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

Take a shot every time a coworkers says “In terms of”

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@losergirl6969 @tacobell I do not understand!!!! Especially disappointing when you have that specific craving. 😞 cold cheese, forgotten tacos, missing ingredients. Sloppy

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@tacobell just had the worst supper of my life on Easter from your Passyunk location.

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@pgill36617087 @medievalclit @mattxiv 🤦‍♀️ no. Said what they said.

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

Have a fear that you’re muted on Teams but everyone can somehow still hear you burp louder than most dads? Well lemme tell ya, it happens.

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

it’s with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to a member of our Queer Eye family. Rest in peace, Tom Jackson

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@cannonelle 😳 yikes didn’t even think of that as a privilege. What do you do??

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

I fired my therapist because she gave me anxiety.

Then, I realized her last name was BergSTRESSER. Cannot make this up.

[Caitlin Delaney @gimmecait]

My dog has no idea how thankful he should be for that farmers dog commercial and his job security

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

Jesus coulda helped a lotta people with that money.

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@budlight and I are texting, no big deal. #EasyToEnjoy #TextSweepstakes

^ They wrote this. Gimme free beer for a year please

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

@SpiritAirlines PLEASE REWARD MY ANGEL MAN RAY AT GATE B2. I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE MISSED MY FLIGHT AND BEEN STRANDED IN PURRTO RICO IF IT WEREN’T FOR HIS KIND SOUL. ❤️

[MJ @Notmjhiggins]

I’m good wife