Fake Morrissey

16, clumsy and shy: that's the story of my life.

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I hear @elonmusk will start deleting accounts that haven’t posted in a bit.

I suppose I’ve taken my side of “The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get” dilemma a bit too far.

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Still here.

Overlooked, as always.

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The purge of dormant and compromised Twitter accounts did not take me away from you. Irish blood, English heart, never Russian.

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The band & I have been workshopping a cover of Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas." We've almost got it. Or perhaps it's rubbish.

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Just checking in, darling, making sure I haven't been suspended. Helps not to steal my material. Or log in much. Carry on.

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Is this Airborne cold remedy vegan friendly?

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Achoo!

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Oh, @itsmorrissey. That blue check mark was doing nothing for you, anyway.

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Why is everyone focusing on my being a humansexual? Were you not listening when I sang "I am human and I need to be loved"?

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You know too much about me already, let's leave a little bit of the mystery.

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Okay, I'm really sick. Tour cancelled. Plus, these episodes of House of Cards aren't going to watch themselves.

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*cough cough*

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Curses! I want nothing more than one of these legendary Mission burritos, but I am so sick right now.

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On second thought, San Francisco, I don't think you're ready for me yet. http://t.co/BtdHICh3XZ)

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SAN FRANCISCO: don't.count.chickens.eggs.hatch. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Feeling good so far, though.

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I don't see what the fuss is. The "food" they usually serve at Staples Center hardly qualifies as "meat" in the first place.

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I agree, these cancellations are dreadful. But as the poet once said, "the waiting is the hardest part."

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I am human and I need to be loved.

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I can't bear to watch-- do we get some sort of shout out in the closing ceremonies?

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Just now beginning to get over the slight of none of my work appearing in the Olympic opening ceremonies.