M5U

UGHHHHH

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

And in a shocking turn of events the MSU has elected a cardboard cutout of Shemar waving as Vice-President Education! Congratulations to all the candidates!

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

why are new people still following us

we're fucking dead
(graduated)

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

who shuts down more easily

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

@JoshMarando Congrats!

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

As of today, the president-elect will now change the BOD to the following roles:
Vice President Choreography
Vice President Composer
Vice President Stage Management.

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

@JoshMarando Winning the was the one good thing you did all presidential season

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

If your name isn’t Sam Charmichael, Harry Bright or Bill Anderson, good luck running for VP

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Voter turnout so low, they couldn’t get on any rides at Wonderland 😪😪😪

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Do y'all care MORE about what has been coined the "New England Clam Chowder Debacle of 2K19" or passing the semester? LIKE for the Chowder Debacle. Handwrite out the entire Mac Farmstand operating policy in cuneiform for your academic standing. Choice is easy fellas.

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Ya boi got resurrected from the dead for one night and one night only? Y'all gon miss me when im gone. ☠️☠️☠️

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Two campaign teams have been fined ahead of tonight's results. Surveillance footage from the Paradise Catering garbage room show one campaign manager giving debate prep intel to another, for "cash considerations". Also an empty can of Maine clams were spotted in the shot too...

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

we cannot stress, this is LITERALLY the most important thing happening tonight in the MSU and McMaster community tonight. Stay tuned.

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Tonight, BIG changes are coming to campus that affect every student. Tonight, we finally are finally getting an insider scoop on whether or not the "New England" Clam Chowder at La Piazza are actually made with clams sourced from New England 🤔🤔🤔

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

how many years do you think it will take Jeff to stop telling everyone he’s been on this campus for 8 years?

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Our analysis has been concluded and we have determined that if we combined the competencies of our candidates we may be able to have half a president.

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Here at @NOTmsu_mcmaster we’re all for encouraging people to run for MSU prez but with all candidates agreeing with each other on every thought they might as well have been on the same campaign team

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Missed the debate. Did anyone get DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC?

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

Wadddup bishes we back

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

when someone asks you to join a presidentials team this early:

https://t.co/SblgKjT4iW

[M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster]

@dnomyyz Oh we see this guy all the time in MUSC! We call him “glasses blue jacket boi” bc he always wore a navy suit everyday 👔 does the man even own casual wear?