Nexy

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[Nexy @NotNexopia]

"Your calves are huge babe, I could never run away from you" #commitment #wheels

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Sociologist reporting for duty #7yrdegree

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Only three seasons of Saved By The Bell on Netflix. What the FUCK am I supposed to do today. Back to making juice I guess. #thesimplelife

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@_AndrewHall if some little bitch in a condom suit dunks you in the swim, wait for that stupid fuck on the beach and dust him #realtriathlon

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Ready for camping. Coconut oil, check. Quail eggs, check. French press, check. Hope BCFerries serves fucking cosmos

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Forgot to buy dog food. It's okay though, I have half a yam that he can eat. #problemsolved

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Been waiting all day for Dave Matthews to come on and this Matthew Good idiot comes out. Are you fucking kidding me? #garb #whereareyougoing

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Buddies say I'm not supposed to wear cowboy boots to see City and Colour? Like I give a fuck. #shitkickers

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Last Friday of the week, two bottles of mead deep. #lowkey

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Done school. Thought I might as well start a fucking twitter account. Saddle up and turn it up some. #nexy