NotHeardAtCoachella

There's lots to hear at Coachella. These are things you won't.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

I can't drink the whole thing, I only need three hours of energy.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Hell ya I'm gonna make some new guy friends tonight bro.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Can you hand me my book?

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Yeah, but there's nothing to see over there.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Well, my doctor said I should.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

I randomly bumped into a buddy in the Sahara tent and we didn't do anything homoerotic.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Which Gotye song?

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Yeah it's annoying, but the security makes me feel safer.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Yup, I saw all the bands I planned to see.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

There's tons of room over here.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Glad/lucky not to be featured here. http://t.co/Olx841QL

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

This is the exact same way we went out last night.

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Where the hell can I get a churro?

[NotHeardAtCoachella @NotOHCoachella]

Sure, use my phone. I have four bars and a full battery.