La Pís La Zuli

[𝐍𝐞𝐝 @ChineduHerbert_]

We are ignoring the elephant in the room

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Am I a Black woman?

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

Helllll tf yeah. I would get a history degree.

[Ibrahim @IbnLMubarak]

Would you pursue a second degree if it was fully funded?

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

I JUST GOT A SECOND JOB! i got hired by the fbi to post “does anyone else ever feel like dying and taking as many people as possible with them” in random discords and i enter all respondents in a sql database with their mental illness criteria from their straw page

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

I've already been on two rounds of Accutane and Accutane made me bloated and ugly so I don't wanna go on it again. 😭 so idk what I can even do now.

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

#diary Spent thousands on laser on my neck so I wouldn't get hyperpigmentation from in growns. Only for it to be worse

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

So I have to believe she's talking about my hyperpigmentation and the dryness of my skin (which is from the tretinoin I've been using to combat my acne). And I was feeling insecure about my skin before I went. Just for her to confirm my fears.

[Sedgrick @ctrl_sedgrick]

I’m about to write to the Trump administration on creating a ban for black people around that show. No one on it or watching it in 2027. We have to reset the wheel.

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

#diary Joe Budden went to my aunt's medspa and she did a facial on him. 💀

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

I remember my AP World History teacher making us watch Thrift Shop and doing some type of analysis on it.

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

I graduated high school in 2013 when the charts looked like this, it was abysmal dogshit then and it's abysmal dogsbit now.

[KÉITH THEE LOVERBOY @keefykeith]

The FLOP conversation is only reserved for female artists for some reason. Who even knew he dropped? 😵‍💫

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Observing many trends lately that make me believe that Bush would've sold the Patriot Act to Americans much more easily if he simply had the right brand partner

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

I would have been tapped in yesterday if this was the music she was making.

[🌌⋆💜𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒌𝒊💜⋆🌌 @miss_lady_diva]

@Mr_Unapologetic @DollarBeKnowing Exactly! I was captivated. Loved that clips that was coming from that set! 😮‍💨🤌🏾💙

[Variety @Variety]

Muni Long reveals she underwent a double lung transplant after doctors told her she had one week to live, following her decision to pull out of tour due to pneumonia.

"I should have never taken that tour, but there was so much going on in my life that I had to do it," explained Long, who suffers from Lupus. "About midway through, we’re up in the north east, it’s really cold, and with autoimmune, the cold is really not your friend. I got really sick, I got pneumonia, I had to step away for a few dates. But I’m like this is not it, I got to go back. I went back and I think maybe about five or six dates in, I was like, this is not… I couldn’t even get out of bed to make my call time for the stage. And the last show, I just barely made it, I was only able to do two songs. My team and my family were like, you just need to come home and rest."

"[The doctors] were all like, you need a transplant. I’m like, it sounds like you have a time. How long do I have to live? And they go, a week. One week. And my jaw dropped literally. I was like, ‘That’s rude.’ But they just wanted me to, hey, this is not a joke, you need to make a choice. You can either go to hospice or you can get these lungs."

https://t.co/UOBcZDD4uw

[Alec @surialaw]

No idea how yall do that 9-5 shit ctfu

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

I always thought my dad was just good at good directions because he's a dad. But I just found out he used to deliver pizzas and I'm sure that's 50% of the reason why.

[𓅲 Lou D. Zapatista 𓅇 @SacredRitual]

When I got hired to deliver pizza back in 2005 they just had a big map poster of the delivery area in the back and they were like “yeah just study it for a minute” lmfao

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

Faye really looked like that and had an annoying personality and still had men fighting for her on that show. I stopped watching Love Island UK after this.

[amorette 🐈‍⬛ @roguefeminism]

she was only there for TWO days btw😭

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

I don't care for her music at all. But people are way too gleeful to talk about her alleged "downfall".

I just don't see it.

[La Pís La Zuli @NotOhKae]

Fatphobia at play because everyone claiming she's irrelevant but her name is in constantly in their mouth.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

why does everyone keep hyper analyzing lizzos career. sometimes artists just fall off it’s not a new phenomenon