Henry “LinkedIn” Lehman

Peter Millar ambassador (unpaid). Tel Aviv gap semester. Private equity intern (unpaid). Everything unpaid actually.

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How burners with 301 followers feel tweeting “burners with 300 followers tweeting”

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@BigTay667 Golf or gym to get less fat

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What’s the conversion rate from black guys to white guys when it comes to a girls body count? It’s not the same #seperatebutequal #threefifths

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@JohnCox2324 Ping hoofer

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@DonnyJenkins67 This way the crown is actually on his skin, I kinda get it

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@BigTay667 Where do I submit a resume

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@Perkylator445 Was it a hot one?

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@nackattack47 Honorable mention: Forgetting to cancel free trial

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Watched a guy put on a lifting belt to fail 135 on incline #shrink #twink

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@_roghider_ I’m gonna do whatever i want

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@hazardpounder And U can’t tell if they need to gain weight or lose weight. #BmiPurgatory

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@richardciderbox Yeah, that ain’t my kinda fun

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What if instead of a race war we had karmelo vs rittenhouse 1v1

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@DaveyScuba Name 5 tractors

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Might buy just to smell them #marketplace

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@Rob2Shifty They should make ones that have a pierced nipple

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@Perkylator445 Where do u find those ones

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@beauxstretch Do u have a slice

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@HughJanus556 Walmart after sundown is a close second