Notorious CLE

More Smalls than Biggie. I put the *hug* in *thug*

[Jose Ramirez @MrLapara]

#ShakingBoots are going to the #WorldSeries!!!!! #RallyTogether

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

One thing we can all learn from @USAirways is that loose lips sink ships...And airplanes too.

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I think McDonald's should pay homage to The Rolling Stones and come out with a sandwich called *The McJagger.*

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A dude at this coffee shop has randomly been scanning Craigslist for three hours. I bet his fingers smell like chloroform.

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

Wendy’s Frosty > Snowman Frosty

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A lady at Wendy’s is reminding her friend about the importance of BMI & counting calories. I’m going to remind her she’s eating at Wendy’s.

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

Hear that losers?
Nobody loves you. Nobody. http://t.co/ySnjWz9C

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

What’s the name of the app that people use to automatically unfollow me when I don’t tweet for a few weeks? I’d like to thank the developer.

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I bet Whitney Houston never made sign-reading a priority in her daily routine. @ Edgewater State Park http://t.co/dYqAH7WR

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It saddens me deeply to know that I may never get the opportunity to hang out with Chester Cheetah.

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

My dinner each of the last three nights has consisted of tortilla chips and iced tea. I’m not very good at this thing called “life”

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Operating rooms and parties in the ghetto have the same dress code instructions. http://t.co/GSPM3r7v

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I bet Captain America gets mad pussy on the 4th of July.

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When Lebron gave the "Not 1...not 2...not 3" speech was he talking about championships or how many illegitimate (allegedly) children he has?

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I want to live on a deserted island. Not because it’s tropical, but because I hate people.

[Jeffrey Brian @sweet_toof]

If you’ve seen a fish flail helplessly while being reeled in, you’ve basically seen me attempt a pull up.

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

I wish I could enable cookies in my tummy’s browser.

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@HonorIKendall you’re welcome!

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

They told me my Nana was in Heaven. 👵 LIARS!!!! 😢 http://t.co/XZF1btGw

[Notorious CLE @NotoriousCLE]

Nothing is funnier to me than when spoiled, ungrateful little brats start crying because someone finally had the balls to tell them "NO."