emma lena

If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church.

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Emptied out one backpack .. k

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Who’s in milford and keen to drink I’m headed downtown alone at the mo! Doing great, thanks

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Never not thinking about Cillian Murphy

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

One week since wisdom tooth extraction and I can confidently say that the grossest part has been spitting out stitches after they partially dissolve. The best part is codeine!!!

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

saw FIVE corgis on my walk this morning and there is no way it’s not a good omen

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

my wisdom tooth has been out for twelve hours and omg i miss dinner so much

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Entering the group chat after ignoring it for a week

[Sara Hennessey @sara_hennessey]

*Using grocery store intercom* What’s everyone getting and what r u up to after this

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Did I turn on front-cam to show my old inhouse intern every single dog that walked by me while we FaceTimed today? You betcha

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

To those with only negative things to say: isn’t that absolutely exhausting?

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Rule number one do not move over for cyclists who choose to ride on the sidewalk

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

tales of the perpetually late friend:

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Why are men just so fundamentally stupid

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

NOTHING FEELS AS GOOD AS PAYING OFF ALL OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS IN FULL 💸

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

The best way to add some spice to your morning walk is by angering a hoard of middle aged women.

Example: when presented with a gaggle of them taking up the *entire* sidewalk to the point where women w/ strollers are going into the street, ask “need the whole sidewalk ladies?”

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

can we just talk for one second about how penelope, amanda’s number one fan, was named ... penelope taynt?

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

@Man_onFrier this hat has clean lines, and pockets that won’t quit!

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Bought a ten-pack today 🏆

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

If I’m being honest I haven’t bought socks in probably five years

[pinar @pienar]

don’t know who olivia rodrigo is im 27 im still listening to Electric Feel by MGMT

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

where was THIS little number during the fashion show at lunch

[emma lena @notoriousELG]

Not having a bidet in 2021 is some peasant shit