Spurt Reynolds

“Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys great hookers, but not happiness.”

[gabrus🚽 @Gabrus]

Just thinking about how hard lockdown was for people with secret families

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

LAST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF #NewYear2022

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2021 (2021 - 2021)

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

@shinyribs Brisket should be $2.99 a lb. We better vaccinate the cattle before things get out of hand.

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

Mystery Science Denier 3000 #presidentialtvshow @midnight

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

The Thomas Jeffersons #presidentialtvshow @midnight

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

The John Addams Family #presidentialtvshow @midnight

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

#presidentialtvshows @midnight

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

Me Against the World Wide Web #InternetHipHop @midnight

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BREAKING NEWS: YOU ARE FUCKED

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

@jarpad @JensenAckles sup with that #trump press conf walkout 🎼 #yousmellsulphur https://t.co/sDCIAoWRJM

[HULK SIZZLE @untouchablejay4]

Am I trippin or Nah?????

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

Rolling around town picking up beans for willigans_island rocking this new @bluehealerusa… https://t.co/x6Wo4qEXfX

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

When I was a child, Zoobilee Zoo used to freak me the fuck out. Actually, it still does.… https://t.co/TUx0bUddbi

[Jessica Creaney @JessicaJae5]

Only on twitter to keep up with @Mattymook, talk shit about @realDonaldTrump and say where my man be playin #quickiepickieatx

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

I fucks with these cats dimitri.aikaterinidis drewplaysthebass #jizzabeth #gnarcotics #smooth… https://t.co/t0pyjys8Rz

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

@BlueHealerUSA @SoundsdelMar of all the bands, in all the world, you chose us. 😻👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[Spurt Reynolds @NotoriousMARK]

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