NotPepsiCo

Not Pepsi Co
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[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

Why you stealin my flow bro

[Pepsi @pepsi]

how do you drink Pepsi 🤔

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

weird al yankherdick

[wP Salt @saltbo2]

yo @FaZeAdapt what you doing bro??

[Scott @sagnotsad]

Me describing my trip to Mongolia

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

RIP my nigga Dolly Parton 😢 #RIPDP #RealNiggette #GoodGoons

[Coleton Furlow @coletonfurlow]

Democrats: “You can’t just rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. That’s not how reality works!”

Also Democrats: “Anyway, this is Jessica. She used to be Steve.”

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

They’re calling him a vegan

[Nail @NailYourShoes]

buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee

[The Angry Pumpkin @TehAngryPumpkin]

These are the closest things we have to special grade cursed objects in real life

[𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬 @VanguardofEthos]

RIP Dolly Parton 😭

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

you laugh now but wait till he's playing modded minecraft in the middle of Psych 101

[fresco 🌻 @fresco_fresa]

my cousin who started university today said he got a gaming laptop for university 🕊️

[doomdalek @doomdalek]

I like going to random accounts with barely any followers and killing them

[242 @yapture]

Male friend just did The Thing

[Bark @barkmeta]

I’ve never met a rich & successful person who smokes weed.

Not even once.

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

sometimes in my sock

[lgbtqHypebeasthunter @BiggestSlayFan]

In New York I milk my cock

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

@WhiteHouse Ontario took their name from the fuckin lake you dumbass

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father #IGotImpregnatedByAWolf

[NotPepsiCo @NotPepsiCo]

I think the only way to get Americans to realize capitalism is bad is to get a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto and sell it to Logan Paul so he starts larping as a communist

[RealZego🐊 9/10 SIots @RealZego]

Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

hung sheldon