Unreal Phil 

Senior VP (King) of worldwide marketing at Apple Inc., Cupertino California. Of course a parody account. We can't innovate anymore, #myass and #courage

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

@sondesix F*ck u

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

I was not on stage because @Tim_cook fired me. #Appleevent

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

#Apple leaks Apple.
#iPhone12

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

#Apple leaks Apple.
#iPhone12

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

#AppleWatch 7 will measure your lifespan too. #AppleEvent

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

#AppleWatch 7 will measure your lifespan too. #AppleEvent

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

Am I on stage?

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

It’s time to get started! 👀 https://t.co/OUTqAbnFDd

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

It’s time to get started! 👀 https://t.co/OUTqAbnFDd

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

#Apple can’t innovate anymore #myass

[🐅 @DamarAllDay]

This is why I can’t be trusting used things from people I don’t know. Open that camera app and show me the .5 zoom 😂

[kirsten @kirstenmats]

Will this look ok on my 8+?? Asking for a friend lmfao.

[ Apple.Co👨🏽‍💻 @Sp_mike]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[lil amelz @ameliacakes]

When you broke af.

Just wanted to make it clear to everyone that I bought an iPhone 11 pro. I’m financing it. But still.

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

WRONG

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

WRONG

[@[email protected] @tylerhall]

macOS 10.15 Vista

https://t.co/QHo333lsp3

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

It happens to anyone working at #Apple

[James @thisjimmybailey]

@NotPhilSchiller I mean, they are kinda fruity.

[Szymon Opończewski @SOponczewski]

@NotPhilSchiller Fuck You @NotPhilSchiller oh…wait…

[Unreal Phil  @NotPhilSchiller]

It happens to anyone working at #Apple