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I tell you what pregnancy is about. Not really. An expanding woman observing the world as her belly grows. // Mother of Thomas & waiting for Baby Two

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#motherhood is stepping on a Duplo #lego

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#motherhood is seeing domino cards flying under my “sleeping” son’s bedroom door #notsleeping

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#motherhood is your 19 months old stealing his father’s bsnss cards & throwing them to the floor like flipping money while COUNTING TO TEN

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#motherhood is all the fridge magnets below the fridge

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#motherhood is your son picking up your LOCKED phone and managing to call your ex

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When Malia Obama cuts off an elephant's tail and sells our country out to the Russians call me.

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30 things that #grandparents should never do: https://t.co/rmgZezcl5w

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#motherhood is finding your shoes filled with spoons

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WTF is this, Carters? https://t.co/lstL8NoIF7 via @carters

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Grandma: Do you want a little sister?
1,5 year old: Tractor!
#motherhood

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#motherhood is finding a spoon in bed

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@PeppaPigUK I need more episodes on @NetflixES I know all the dialogues. All.

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Thank you, @AmazonESP for great boxes 📦 my son just peed on one and it saved the rug #premiumforever

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#motherhood is telling Thomas that cows have pears for breakfast and that balloon conductors have bananas so he eats his fruit

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#motherhood is the first week of daycare. He cries before arriving. A lot. Everybody cries. We lost all pacifiers. And bandanas.

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@AmericanAir Nope. Happened on August 20th and on August 24th. I asked. It was denied.

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#flyingpregnant @AmericanAir why there's no priority when flying with kids/pregnant? It does make our life way easier

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#flyingpregnant is the person in front of you reclining his seat for eight hours. While you are visibly pregnant and carrying a toddler.

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#flyingpregnant @Iberia you are a winner. Got me three empty seats so my toddler could have that free spot in between to play. #thanks

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While I love @Carters and Thomas wears it a lot,can't but shake my head when counting 7 superhero references on boys clothes & none on girls