Not Joe Davidson

The only sports reporter in Sacramento. If you debate that I'll tell you you're wrong. Because I'm always right. (parody account)

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@Panther_Pink_24 @SacBee_JoeD @CoachTenner After the section is done investigating, I'll break even more news.

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@mock_leader @SacBee_JoeD

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Nice story @SacBee_JoeD

@NotReallyJoeD has the real story. Talking with the coaches who have the questions about them isn't "investigating". You really think they'd say anything to you?

Maybe ask other coaches who are having their kids poached if they have information.

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@SacBee_JoeD That is exciting to hear.

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@SacBee_JoeD is working on a story for signing day.

@NotReallyJoeD is working on the story Joe D won't work on. Investigating the Twitter posts of high school kids signing with other high schools.

@NotReallyJoeD does hard hitting stories that the people really want.

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Just like @SacBee_JoeD I hate when I'm right.

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Wants student/athletes to read my work and follow me on Twitter.

Then proceeds to rip these kids on my "professional" Twitter account.

You go @SacBee_JoeD

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I like retweeting myself. @NotReallyJoeD

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The amount of transfers Consumnes Oaks is getting is staggering. I tell everyone I need proof, but all I'd have to do is look at the roster and then see where the kid played last year.

#toomuchwork Don't want to burn bridges.

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As @NotReallyJoeD I pick the D7 kids on my All Metro teams.

Couldn't start for an SFL squad, but since I did a Hometown report on them they deserve to be on the team.

No competing paper to go against my picks. #D7rules

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@NotReallyJoeD is all over the connection between Consumnes Oaks football and DB Select.

The transfers to CO are crazy. PG, CC, Sheldon, all losing kids to CO. @SacBee_JoeD won't investigate, but I'm on it.

#notjoed to the rescue.

[Not Joe Davidson @NotReallyJoeD]

The Astros get exposed by reporters who investigated allegations.

But I continue to ask for "proof" when local high schools are cheating.

Maybe I should get out there and get my fingers dirty with an investigation.

Nah.

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I defend former Sacramento players when they play like trash in a playoff game. I like Sacramento guys, but Mosely is better. I should know that.

If I really know football I would know that. Easy to see.

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Woke up today worrying about my Twitter clout more than my story writing.

You know, what I'm actually getting paid to do.

Can't wait to argue with readers on my Sac Bee Twitter account today.

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I tell people the Bee is the best coverage of HS sports around. Why? Because there is nobody else.

You think we'd be better. But since there is no competition we can say and do whatever we want.

Don't @ me or I'll come at you on Twitter. @NotReallyJoeD #twittertoughguy

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I tell coaches and parents how they shouldn't be upset to bad calls by referees, but I've never coached and had my team's season end because of a blown call.

But coaches should listen to me rant about this on Twitter. #Iknow @NotReallyJoeD

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I'm going to comment about something to do a coaching decision just because I know coaches. Not because I've ever done it myself. @NotReallyJoeD

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I complain to everyone on Twitter about how many leagues have too many all league players.

I decided to put way too many players on the All Metro football team.

Don't get mad at me because I'll complain back at you.

Twitter is such a great place to complain to my readers.