Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭

Not smart, just really good at Google... All about the Hokies, Bourbon, and beer! Live and love like Jesus. μολὼν λαβέ

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Last night we suffered a loss I wouldn't want anyone to ever have to experience. Our sweet little Maisie Elizabeth was making so much progress towards coming home from the NICU, but a rapid infection set in. The staff did everything they could, but ultimately God called her home.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@Hokie20 @ChadWillis (and Kyle Petty, the true legend on stage 🤣)

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@hokiehack @hokiemom15 @dennyhamlin Happy birthday @hokiemom15!

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@DrinkinABeer

[Virginia Tech Football @HokiesFB]

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Coach Curt Newsome.

A respected leader at Virginia Tech, James Madison, Emory & Henry & across Virginia high school football, Coach Newsome devoted his life to mentoring student-athletes & building championship programs.

We join his family, friends, former players & colleagues in remembering his life, legacy & impact.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@EGOPowerPlus Is that new software available for the older models or just the newer ones?

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Imagine voting for literal fascists while calling everyone you disagree with a fascist... If only people on the left had an ounce of common sense, or maybe even just a dictionary...

[Philip Van Cleave VCDL @VCDL_ORG]

BREAKING: The Virginia Attorney General's office just informed us that the Virginia State Police intends to enforce Universal Background Checks for private sales IN DIRECT DISREGARD OF THE COURT ORDER HALTING ENFORCEMENT!

@GunOwners and @VCDL_ORG's motion for contempt of court will be filed tomorrow!

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@Hokie20 @UPS @FedEx Roanoke hub doesn't talk to Lynchburg hub

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

So @UPS delivers my next door neighbor's packages to my front porch yesterday (and not the covered portion when it has been raining all day) then @FedEx delivers all of my packages to the neighbor's house today... Are they in cahoots or just unable to read?

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@CoachBPThompson @AUTrojansMBB Just start pulling NBA players... That seems to be the move now

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@CoachBPThompson Congratulations coach! Proud of my brother in Christ!

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@BeerControl

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Welp, officially signed the paperwork for selling my dad's house, aka my childhood home. And now my current house is officially under contract to sell. World comes at you quick... It's hard to close some chapters in life but very excited to dive into the next one!

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@BeerControl Trying to get in shape ASAP

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@BeerControl I'm trying my best not to rush it, but I'm in zombie mode, especially commuting 2.5 hrs/day. Moving to a 40-50 min round rip will be way less draining.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Bleh 🤮

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@Hokie20 @izzypost Best thing I've ever seen in Lane Stadium!

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Hell, the vote itself proves that we were properly represented with the current maps, a very slight majority to the left. Turning "representation" to 10-1 in the name of "fairness" is beyond insane. What other states do is the will of THEIR constituents, not for us to act.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

Never been more ashamed of the utter incompetence and ignorance of Virginia... Your blind trust in a party that does nothing but prove it's corruption is absolutely disgusting. You lack the most basic understanding of the blueprint set forth by our founding fathers.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

@amazon it's one thing when you sent me open/used shoes, but open item baby products??? Are you kidding me? Open baby bottles? YOU ARE LIABLE FOR INJURIES AND DEATHS OF CHILDREN IF YOU PROVIDE CONTAMINATED PRODUCTS SOLD AS NEW.

[Fryin' Fat-ams 🍟/Cryin' Sad-ams 😭 @NotRyanAdams]

The last line is the most important one, let's be mature and stick with bourbon to assist in studies...

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this place is a fucking prison