Ryan Babel (not)

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Its terrible to see that Raheem Sterling's been arrested for assaulting a woman... Hopefully he's not another Jack Wilshere in the making.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Why are Arsenal fans booing Reina? (apart from the fact that they're absolute cunts).

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Liverpool probably should have added 'negrito' to the list.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

This video alone should be reason for a certain Barnsley-born Irishman to replace Tito Vilanova at Barcelona. http://t.co/k0im5c97YX

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

The one adjective that can be used to describe England's women's football team is hilarious. #Euro2013

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

So what if Man City have signed Negredo, Jesus Navas and Jovetic. I bet they're still kicking themselves over Kolo's departure to Liverpool.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

If you believe that Mourinho is willing to offer Mata + £10m for Rooney, you're what's medically known as an absolute spastic.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

#ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney Windows; why you can see through and why they're so enjoyable to lick.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Rui Costa's greatest achievement since winning the Champions League in '03.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Unless Toni Kross contracts leprosy and Mario Gotze dies in a tragic car accident, Thiago is a completely unnecessary signing for Bayern.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

#OverratedFootballers Lionel Messi... He may have scored 313 career goals but not one of them was scored on a wet windy night in Stoke.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Could anyone explain why Ron Jeremy has bought Fulham?

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Just thought that I'd let everyone know the England keeper is the funniest thing on TV since Blackadder Goes Fourth. #Euro2013

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

The only reason why I'm watching this match is so I can get to see a Spaniard hoofing the ball for once.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

If you're not watching #EURO2013 you just missed on of the most hilarious display of keeping ever from the England keeper.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

I don't think there's ever been a less anticipated sentence than "Fabio Quagliarella to Norwich".

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Thiago would be an completely unnecessary signing seeing as though they already have Gotze, Muller and Kroos, but please don't Pep that.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

I will regard this transfer window as a complete and utter success if Thiago goes to Bayern rather than Man United.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

The Finnish goalkeeper's distribution is quite poor in the #WomensEuros... Her kicking isn't great and she throws like a girl.

[Ryan Babel (not) @NotRyanBabel10]

Didn't realise Deulofeu used to play for Wigan...