DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough

Sassy. Food. Suns.

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This teams recent success can be attributed to a number of people. James Jones. Monty Williams. Chris Paul. Devin Booker.

Definitely Not Ryan McDonough.

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@Memebot9001 @foREVerOSU90 @HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin Wow the credits have a Christmas song and Christmas songs occasionally play and have no bearing on the plot? Wow. Very christmasy

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@southbeachMike1 @Atomalone @HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin Or, you know, any after business hours company event

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@purple_n_orange Fuck yeah

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Im gonna get so fucked up and go see Mortal Kombat 2 tonight

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@foREVerOSU90 @HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin Its not!

That said, its a great movie, and I use the "Christmas movie" BS as an excuse to watch it every couple years. But its not.

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@southbeachMike1 @HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin You easily substitute any company event/party and the movie is the exact same. This makes no sense.

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@ErrorUFO420 @HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin Ha I remember when idiots were saying Catholic Joe Biden was going to end Christmas in the US. Very silly people.

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@HunterBiden @Camel_Crushin Its not because it could just as easily have been any other kind of company event/party.

This is not a movie advertisement that screams "christmas"

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@ClueHeywood @PMacCoon Dollywood is fucking awesome. I mean, I was 6 last time I went. But I remember it being awesome.

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@MAGACatholic28 @dancemom128 @cockroaches____ @HunterBiden This reply you're replying to is a good point and you're glossing over it.

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@bsfergen @MAGACatholic28 @cockroaches____ @HunterBiden The point is that the powers that be want us to be fighting over it, so either side othering the other about it falls into that trap

(I say hypocritically because I other conservatives all the time... 🤷)

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Honestly, fuck it. Give me Hunter Biden 2028 instead of Kamala again or Newsom

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Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@BroccLesnar @HunterBiden @aaronjames619 Basically all of The Highwaymen were fucking awesome. Kris Kristofferson campaigned heavily for Ceasar Chavez

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@TheTNHoller @HunterBiden Hunter Biden on a twitter Linsanity run.

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@ayroned Closest the NBA came to having Dracula was Ersan Ilyasova

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Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

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@nippstick I looked up how old he was in season 1 of Buffy and I shouldn't have. Teenage me remembers him looking so old and librarian-y

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My wife said she saw all the people waiting for the Morgan Wallen concert in downtown Pittsburgh and that it looked like "a cruise ship or trailer park had an emergency evacuation. Nobody had clothes on that fit them"

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@maxhodder @mattylufc_ Oh its cricket. Thats why I dont know lol

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@maxhodder @mattylufc_ What in the world is a wicket