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“@TarN8tion: "I wouldnt punt to me either" Ryan Switzer postgame video https://t.co/IM1WXdtxi4” DAMN I AM SMART!!!! #dontpunttome

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Attention: #Duke cheerleaders please stop calling me I am busy. I will select only 3 of you to join me in the hyperbaric chamber tonight.

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Can someone bring me some popcorn. I am in #ODU cheerleading bus!!!

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#ODU I told you not to punt to me. #gotswitzered

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Belmont > NC Central #ncstate sucks.

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Think I am heading over to the DZ house for the night cause I can. #allthebitchesloveme #switzered

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@RealLeviCurles @abbey_aryn22 your a lucky man!! Will never enter your space my friend. #respect

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Thanks to my punt return team for making all this possible. There is NO ME without YOU. #TarHeelNation #dontpunttome

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@abbey_aryn22 personal ankle taper? #switzer #gotswitzered #thingsonlyswitzercansay #TarHeelNation

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They have no label for me other than "athlete" #noposition #shouldhavejustsaidstraightballer

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@Switz03 "wasn't as hard as it looked" http://t.co/c4UKN9CqMg #UNCFB #thingsonlyswitzercansay #gotswitzered

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If anyone sees 2 #ODU cheerleaders walking funny around campus.....they were in my hyperbaric chamber last night. #gotswitzered

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Had a dream ODU went for it on every 4th down this weekend. #scaredtopunttome

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“@darby_rosen: @NotRyanswitzer wait is this real life @Switz03 ? Hahaha😂 that's when you know”

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Getting in an ice bath & then going to sleep in my hyperbaric chamber with a couple #ODU cheerleaders.

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“@jordan_for6: These fans REALLY have to chill now. Switz now has a not Ryan Switzer page... @Switz03” next year you will get one!!

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Coach said if I take one more to the house I can pick the hottest trainer & have my own personal ankle taper at my locker. #greattobeSwitzer

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@will_obriant are those jean shorts? Also I am sure i took this one the distance too!! #dontpunttome

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I had the same amount of punt returns last week vs #pittfootball as #NCState has national titles. #itsmystate

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“@2013uncfootball: I could rush for 1,000 yards behind this Duke cheerleading squad.” Add em to punt cover will still take it to the zone.