Not Shane Lyons

Faux Athletic Director at West Virginia University. Everything I say is 100% true if you're living in a world of fiction. I hate Pitt but love hairless cats.

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@SBNationCFB There’s only one problem with this——It makes too much sense.

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Saving this for future reference https://t.co/oD1XqeDKmJ

[Aleksander Aker @AlekAker]

Game 1. Tennessee- 36 WestVirginia- 17

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@Tayaustin01 People in Oklahoma still fear @tayaustin01 to this day. Cheat code for lost, nightmare for Oklahoma.

[Tavon Austin @Tayaustin01]

😈😈 https://t.co/8qw6pZIYTL

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@Jake_Trotter OU? Never heard of her.

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@Holgorsendana I haven’t seen that much horseshit since the TCU game last year.

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@BIrvin_WVU11

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@WheelerWalkerJr You’re my muthafuckin’ hero

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I could watch this everyday. They really need to make a weekly show with nothing but this kind of stuff. #MLB https://t.co/wKlxh6DYyd

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Dear @MLB, give us every mic’d up ejection for the rest of eternity.

Sincerely, Everyone. https://t.co/l0rttuYHb2

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@salgovernale Looks like Tan Moms side meat

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@WheelerWalkerJr @rmlimodriver69

[Dana Holgorsen @Holgorsendana]

This is extremely important to WV! https://t.co/WIvbwvQM0V

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@JeffHowe247 @TexasFootball Meanwhile, @BUFootball just signed a Home & Home with University of Phoenix

[Kenny Bigelow @_mcmxcv__]

Thank you Lord for allowing my family and I to make it safe to Morgantown.... time to go to work

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@BIrvin_WVU11 We love you @BIrvin_WVU11

[Bruce Irvin @BIrvin_WVU11]

Love this state!

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@danielSEM2004 @theDudeofWV Daniel, I want you to call my office first thing this morning. You’ve got some great ideas defensively and I would love you to join the staff and help us shift away from the 3-3-5. You seem like you know so much!

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@danielSEM2004 @theDudeofWV ...2 of 2. Rich Rod, Tony Gibson, Clint Trickett, Garin Justice. The last 2 being long shots of course. And if Jimbo Fisher crashes and burns at A&M, I could see him consider the HC position here.

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@danielSEM2004 @theDudeofWV I’m just saying WVU prefers someone with ties to the state/university for a HC. Hiring an outside coach, have them here 4 years only to leave, really sets a program back. Again, Holgy is the exception.

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@danielSEM2004 @theDudeofWV And if WVU turns out another 7-5 year this year, I’m not sure Dana can survive it. If that were to happen, here is who I think the candidates could be.....1 of 2