Shiggers

This is not the REAL shiggers. Parody account of your favourite RAHH!Country bumpkin. Fruitcake. Not a scally. Follow me if you're a #cheeky bird.

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getting my swag on

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my brother invented the jägerbomb back in the carps #aheadofthecurve

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Can't wait to get razzled tonight in my beater #cheeky

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Cheeky tankard in the sun #paunchonshow

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Suns out guns out!!!! #gunt

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"Mate, that's so uncouth."

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I feel rrrraaaaaaannnnnkkkk. #sunburnproblems

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Girl: this is the size of a 12" pizza.
Me: Is that really 12 inches? ;)
#cheeky

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#GUNT

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Showed her the true meaning of 12 inches!! #cheeky #summerbabes

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Hanging more than a bull's scrotum #NQ #sunsout #gutout #alloftheboys

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After last night I need to go back to bloody Bedfordshire #zzz

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Bloody hell my mouth is as dry as a badger's arsehole!!

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That arse is like two rugby balls in a sack !!!

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@Wlindsay5 I for one am VERY #EXCITED! #Binky #Alex #Arrrrrragh!!

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@rachelkingg @e_tawney @MartinLi24 @CuriousGFP Sorry love I only shag fit birds!!

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@RyhanRy @jwilkinson39 what a cheeky scally!!!!

[Mrs. Johnson @jambojarris]

'When a girl says you have a big dick and you only have a semi'

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@XXTOM_YATESXX @rillyroo @jambojarris CHEEEEKY!!! #worthasquirt