TweetsWhileDrunk

I tweet while drinking. I also have many hot takes on sports. SOTA born and raised.

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There is no better feeling in the world than when your cat, or any cat randomly head butts your body out of pure love

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@TWolvesLead As someone who bowls occasionally - team 23 is most likely lane 23.

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Tweet of the year. Holy fuck 😂😂😂

[Dan Green @DanGreenMN]

Just saw LeBron James and Alex Rodriguez outside of Cheapo Records with an absolute haul of Atmosphere vinyls. Wasn’t able to grab a picture unfortunately.

It seems very likely at this point that he’s signing with the Wolves. Stay tuned.

#LeBronWatch

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Congrats on the contract you demon! @jayl7en Glad you’re still a Wolf!

[TKurth @TKurth1]

I’m the first in my family lineage to read a line like this

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Craziest tweet I’ve seen on this app. Holy shit

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

Minnesota fans are so spoiled, man lol

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Buck truck!

[MLB @MLB]

Byron Buxton GRAND SLAM!

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Let’s go @kaymac_2123 !

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

2️⃣1️⃣ IS TOP 5.

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PUT SOME RESPECT ON OLIVIA MILES NAME

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Come back!

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@better_jazzy @minnesotalynx lol ok. Sit this one out. 😂😂😂

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LFG 👀

[Andrew Dukowitz @adukeMN]

Cheryl Reeve gets a tech on an iffy illegal screen

Target Center explodes

Olivia Miles gets a tech for excessive shit talking

Target Center explodes

She then pumps the crowd up during the tech free throw and draws a charge after the inbound

Legendary aura

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

KAT: "Shoutout to my brother Anthony Edwards talking to him all the time. Those guys made me better, they made me a better leader, they made me a better player, made me the man I am today. Forever grateful for them"

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@TheOnlyWidow @NBA

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🥺🥺🥺

[NBA @NBA]

KAT finds his dad and his fiancée Jordyn Woods 🥹

THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THEIR FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973!!

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@statmuse Dumbass admin failed to spell Minnesota correctly and also 0/10 rage bait. Every single Wolves fan is happy for Big Purr!

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❤️❤️❤️

[ESPN @espn]

Karl-Anthony Towns.

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Karl-Anthony Towns, NBA CHAMPION. Happy to see big purr get a ring!

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@paigeglazerrr @wolvestwtsara Restrict the comments some more ya little bitch.

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What a pathetic take.

[Kaee☮️ @Karrii_001]

To whoever is responsible for putting this graphic on the jumbotron ensuring that both Azzi and her family saw it...I thank you wholeheartedly your adding fuel to a fire of a player who according to your coach already has generational skills #talksoon #wingsup

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

GOOOOOODNIGHT, WOLVES FANS.