Lord of WinRAR

PhD in wizardry, focus in penis enlargement spells and potions

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

you ever scroll for so long they start feeding you alternative language media

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Never kill yourself

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

How come the best science experiments enter my brain when there's an assignment due in 40 minutes. Seriously wondering how long I last upside down before passing out

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

Refrigerators are deceptively fast

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

Just called the relationship store, matriarchal autocracy is still out of stock.. :(

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

Sexiest thing a man can do? probably hold a world record for 11 years and upon losing it getting it back in a week

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

do people who fall asleep spooning they're partner wake up sore? cuz like they're partly sleeping on ur limbs. devastating if true

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

#KamalaHasMyVote

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

saying shit like "dude if im ever 30 i need you to kill me" when an 40+ year old is in earshot is a recipe for permanent psychological damage

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

some lego builders.. they just need some bitches in they life

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

lotta people saying im a single issue voter, but im gonna vote at least 3 times

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

(???) got to be the best form of punctuation. like "i was suckin his dick (???)" has supreme implications

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

obviously you got wizard academies and like wizard builders or whatever. the whole point is that there's no big bad to beat and no secrecy its just the norm, and anyone can do it

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

we need a sitcom where its just wizards existing in like the wizard world and shit. like just average wizard experiences, like being out of mana and you cant make gold to keep the goblins at bay. and everyone goes to the dirty cauldron after work and they got like a daily potion

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

and there's like a whole society, like scientist are discovering new spells and shit, trying to solve world issues. alchemists are like the miners of the world and they just create materials. and you got like wizard grocery stores, car (broom and other movement) dealerships

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

kanye west looks easy af to make in blender

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

"oh ill just close my eyes for a second"

[Lord of WinRAR @NotSoCoollll]

ok a hair in ur food isnt actually gross, like you got 1 more bacterium chillin in ur mf salad bro its not that serious

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

yuck