Christine_Venter

Twitterpated. From Bambi- Duh

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

My relationships and drinks are both usually on the rocks.

[Fact @Fact]

When ignored by someone whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in the brain is similar to physical pain.

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

No invitations for two weeks and this weekend everyone wants to see me and I'm popular... How?

[mari @maribasson]

Like you get a valet when you service your car, you should totally get a wax when you visit the gynae.

[Max du Preez @MaxduPreez]

Watergate lessons for Nkandlagate: it's not so much the original sin but the denial & coverup that'll nail you

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

“@MyVaIentine: http://t.co/aN1bw80Wd3”@Katie_EllisCole

[Grover @XGroverX]

*Batman voice* Is it gluten free? I'm kinda weird about that stuff.

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

I'm a frikken sap. But #Nashville is my favourite show.

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

"@ForMenOnIy:"@Katie_EllisCole

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

Did anyone notice the awkwardness btw Bono and P.Diddy on Golden Globes?? #rudebono

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

Whoa!! 😳 “@RealHughJackman: "Clap along if you feel like it's what you wanna do" @Pharrell #happy #onaloop #comeon!”

[Nelson Mandela Foundation @NelsonMandela]

“Do not let up for a moment for there is no circumstance in which the neglect or abuse of children can ever be tolerated” #LivingTheLegacy

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Why weigh yourself when you could just set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way

[Pelsjas @elsaPelsjas]

I sleep with a loaded question under my pillow.

[Christine_Venter @NotStine]

That was a lie. I'm all for world peace.