NotVladimirTarasenko

I wheel the @hockeygods bitch daily while drinking vodka... (The Parody) Used to play in pro KHL, now play in pussy NHL

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@WashedUpTendy Yeah, cause the past 4 years before the blues looked like cup champs now they look like garbage compared to years past. Seems very very blue..

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Schwartz is worth more money than petro shoot me. Petro is a great OFD, just hasn't panned out for the money he's making. I will say this though, if he can keep Dunn on the right path as a OFD and teach clumsy Parayako how to shoot on the goal the blues could make it somewhere

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@Bluenatics Dump and change that C to a real player like me

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@Bluenatics Dunn is the only hope currently at D petro will leave when he wants stacks of cash at renewal time, Parayko would be okay if he learned to actually shoot on goal and not mishandle passes

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Did someone put astroglide on all the stick blades ?

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Bergy pulling that stuff that will result in him getting another contract

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Emotional rollercoaster 😂😂😂

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Oh look STL's non existing defenseman fail again

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Is it sad I didn't even cheer cause I was waiting for them to call a no goal

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@MrBluesHat Yeah exactly, what people are pissed about is there was no whistle and the blues scored after this lol. Wtf are they trying to do

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START THE PERIOD WITH A BRAWL

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THAT IS A GOAL @NHL!! Maybe they need to come review it here in Minner Arena. @StLouisBlues #AllTogetherNowSTL #stlblues #letsgoblues

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Swear to god that Chicago is the NHL's patriots. The blues might as well be the NHL's Oakland

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Wow they can question if that puck went all the way over the line, but not if that right skate nailing Allen had anything to do with that goal 🤔

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Fucking ref's sucking Chicago's dick like always

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I have inspired the team by giving them a shot of vodka before every game. Look at the results #FutureTeamCaptian

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Ready to kick more pussy NHL ass this year!

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Last time a rams starting QB went down in the pre-session we won the Super Bowl with our backup... Kurt Warner.

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@WashedUp_Tendy QB isn't the entire team.