Fake Nolan

Of course I'm not really Ted Nolan. If I was I would enjoy drinking behind the bench and Mighty Taco.People that think the Buffalo Sabers exist grind my gears

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

Guess we should have competed for 28th.

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

It's been real. It's been fun. Hasn't been real fun.

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

LIVE LOOK IN FROM BOSTON

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Suck it Boston.

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

Hey fans shush. I can't hear that annoying guy from 315 I've been listening to all year

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

So Boston needs us to win today to help them? Start begging Lucic. Get on those knees.

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IN TIM WE TRUST!!!!.......don't fire me. Please?

[Fake Nolan @NotTedNolan]

The players showed a lot of grit getting to 30th

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YESSSSS

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Inhale......exhale.....Inhale.....exhale

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FIRE

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I thought I felt an earthquake. It was people jumping off the Bruins bandwagon. #relief

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Hey Meszaros. Stop.

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Arizona right now

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We lost but I feel we won.....is this what a moral victory feels like?

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FULL SPEED AHEAD

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First volunteer! "@KonopkasScarf: @NotTedNolan Do you have extra equipment? Anything left over from Enroth should fit me."

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So who wants to play goal on Thursday

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That's better Cody

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Hey Cody