A guy went to pay lobola for his girlfriend. While he was waiting in the car for his uncles to finish the negotiations, a guy around his age approached him, holding two beers.
After getting into the car, they started chatting. The guy asked:
βI hear youβre here to pay lobola, my brother?β
He replied, βYes, my brother.β
The guy then asked, βDid she tell you that she has a nqosi (a child)?β
He replied, βYes, she told me, and I even promised to love that child.β
The guy said, βOoooh!β as he lit a cigarette. βI am that child.β πππ