Otis, king of the fat bears

a quiet life, a handshake

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@MattZeitlin Lawnside, NJ

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saw this sign at my local grocery store and immediately thought of Francesca Hong. I should probably spend less time on politics Twitter.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

say what you will about francesca hong, she is definitely being herself, she is the most authentic person in national politics right now by a mile

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@PHLY_Eagles post the Eiffel Tower clip cowards

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@janecoaston learning why political parties defend their incumbents in real time

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Went down the rabbit hole on this election and learned a major scandal was the R incumbent calling an Indian UVA student "Macaca" at a rally, culminating in the student writing a WaPo oped titled "I Am Macaca". Now going crazy trying to figure out if Malala was referencing this.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

That’s “Gail for Rail,” whose 2006 Virginia senate bid briefly threatened to hand the election to George Allen and inspired this all timer

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@JeremiahDJohns No need to be a douchebag alpha but they're probably right that you're better off getting top 10% good at a manly activity than getting top 10% good at a feminine activity like dancing, even if getting top .0001% good (as Mr. Holland is) clears both

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@LauraRbnsn this is the exact problem with the 2025 I Know What You Did Last Summer. the original was about lower middle class kids whose dreams of something bigger were shattered by the accident. the new one is about rich kids who were still rich, just sad on the inside

[Otis, king of the fat bears @NotThatGreene]

@constans @roddreher Unfortunately that is not the case, she did a one night only appearance on Broadway in the musical & Juliet. Shows with slots for brief celebrity cameos are a big trend these days. Not really a big deal but obviously planned when they thought Kamala was going to win.

[Otis, king of the fat bears @NotThatGreene]

Not that surprising how many basketball fans are taking this tweet at face value, unaware that it is actually Baltimore Ravens slander

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

With all of this criticism, don’t be surprised if Paul George fails a physical

[Otis, king of the fat bears @NotThatGreene]

@mattyglesias Or perhaps the third region that didn't make the country name: ethnically-cleansed Republika Srpska

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@jailedamanda It's only a matter of time now. Roberts will be replaced within 15-20 years by someone who has pledged to overturn today's ruling.

[Otis, king of the fat bears @NotThatGreene]

The actual takeaway is that birthright citizenship has about 10-20 years left at the most. JGR, CT, and SA will all be replaced by people who have promised behind closed doors to overturn Trump v. Barbara. ACB, KBJ and whoever replaces EK and SS will be in the minority.

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@newkingarthur A truly unbelievable one

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@minakimes Like the Peyton Manning United Way ad on SNL: https://t.co/bTJbrm9vAQ

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@notnotdylm the earlier EP version of her song Killer is miles better than the version on her first album for exactly this reason: https://t.co/NQie9L2Vt4

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@EPM106 It staggers me the number of fans who believe GRRM's primary intention with Rhaenyra and Daenerys as characters is unironically this meme

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All of the major female characters divide their time pretty evenly between delivering speeches about how hard it is to be a Woman in a Man's World and making moronic, emotion-driven decisions that undermine their own cause. It's really something.

[Otis, king of the fat bears @NotThatGreene]

Best explanation I have for House of the Dragon's incoherent tone: all of the dialogue is written by a girl boss feminist and all of the plotlines are written by a trad antifeminist.

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@GeoffPMosher For all my true Kruk heads out there who know he would never get as close to the pin as "something from Little Mermaid", what he actually said was "isn't that from Ariel, the TV show Ariel, she's a redhead, she's a mermaid"

[Dan McQuade @dhm]

When Paul Scheer thought the first Mannequin was set and filmed in New York City