Randy Jones

I'm not a baseball player or a gay cowboy.

[Randy Jones @NotThatRandyJ]

@DandyEOfficial @fwmalacyafeez He grew up. He was 16 in 85 and 21 in 90.

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@Calliope13 I think every free indie magazine is expected to have three typos per page.

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@lucyshow11 He’s both got fu money and has reached the dgaf age. He does what he wants.

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@AnMaDa17 @Bella_91m7u Vowels are letters.

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@ChartDavidson @Geniustechw My dad taught me to swim at th YMCA. He carried me out and let go until I figured it out. But, I always knew he was there to pick me up if I needed it. He didnt stand off to the side where I couldn’t see him.

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@Matt_Pinner Matchstick Men. Adaptation.

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@TheRubberDuck79 @Tdizzle1528795 You are spreading disgusting lies that were debunked decades ago. You’re slandering the man and exploiting his grief for clicks.

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@JIMURobot I tried to order a kit but your website isn't taking orders. What's going on?

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@ComedyCentral I'm glad you think it's legendary now, but at the time you hated it and never had him back.

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Questioned “Your Twitter login code is ubftvm8z.”

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Float like a butterfly, leverage like a private equity fund manager #RomneyTrashTalk @midnight

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I'll do it for you since you can't https://t.co/ysKAGf3asJ

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.@OptumRx phones don't dial out so every time there is a problem I need to find somebody else to call them. #customerservicefail

[React Presents @reactpresents]

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@michaelianblack like I need a new episode of #topics

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Blart and Deliver #AddBlartImproveAMovie @midnight

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@NursingProgram @Rasmussen Is that why the passwords for engage are hard coded and can't be changed?

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[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

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@michaelianblack Now the world will never know the magic of "Breakin' 2: Electric Ian Blackaloo"