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𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵, 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭, 𝓾𝓷𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 - 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮.

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

Absolutely class, lads. Well done 👏🏼

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

Took my septum piercing out... ball slipped and off it goes. 😩🫠

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

Meh

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Imagine thinking getting hit with a lamp as an adult is worse than n0ncing children.

Childhood abuse alters your entire brain chemistry.

[Calan. 🇩🇪 @sveromaster]

@NotThatShaz No he’s not, he’s not beat someone with a lamp

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

Only the guilty hide...

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

It was. It was gross.

[Stop false accusations of misogyny & antisemitism! @OwenJonesStan]

Why did no one call it “grooming” when a thirty year old Cheryl Cole rutted a teenage Liam Payne?

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

They're both garbage humans but David is the worst of the two.

[Stop false accusations of misogyny & antisemitism! @OwenJonesStan]

Why does suicidal Caroline Flack get sympathy but suicidal and sectioned David Walliams get none?

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

This app's gone to shit.

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To go football tonight or nah?

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@AshLcfc__ Started watching it on my flight there and back but fell asleep both times lol. Still have about 30 mins to go.

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

@JohnJackDempsey Home now lol

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

What a disaster today's been 😂 arrived at the airport with 15 mins to gate closing.

I made it. Ordered an expensive sandwich on board and took my neighbour's seatbelt by accident. 😂🫠

Thank you, Italia. It's been a pleasure. Alla prossima. 🤌🏼✨️

I hate you all etc etc x

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

@andyburnham hey dickhead, where are we at on making train fares cheaper?

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

@50shadesofhaigh I mean, I just base shirts on style lol. I don't over-wear mine. Most of these regardless of brand are made cheap.

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

Castore aren't bad? 🫠

[FosseHub @FosseHub]

🚨🤮 Reminder: Leicester City have allegedly signed a short term deal with Castore to produce our kits

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

I beg someone tell me what you do with your arms because I'm so awkward 😂

Also look! Stanley Tucci 🤌🏼

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

I regret those breads and pizzas now lol. Face is so puffed. Fml.

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

A fit Italian followed me on Insta 😩 couldn't have found me two days ago? 🤌🏼

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you’re letting off fireworks at the moment, I hope you die. Cunts.

[NikeAirBri @BurnersBri]

#Boxing

[Shaz @NotThatShaz]

"The Italian way to end dinner"

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More pizza...