“Tom”.

Father. Internet Wrestling Boy (WCW DEEP CUTS, OFF THE GRID, WHY THEY RULE). Leader of a Weirdo Empire.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

New video on YouTube!

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[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Mike Tenay was a heel manager in NWA Cyberspace in the mid-00’s.

I’m FURIOUS that this is the only promo from that run online.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Dick Bite

[ITR Wrestling @ITRWrestling_]

Can you name a wrestling move without the letters “R” and “S” in its name? 👀🔥 #WWE

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

I am so excited that I get to see Eddie Kingston wrestle Calvin Tankman right in front of me on Sunday.

If you’re in the Indianapolis area, you should be in that room too.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

No Nut November starts early for the word perverts.

[AO3 Status @AO3_Status]

We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: https://t.co/YAyyoTDOpE

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

This is the cover of a romance novel about a young woman’s suitor who literally changes form when he fills with lust.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

#AEWCollision: Fright Night, Saturday
@UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR vs @BeastMortos
Last week Ilja was victorious in his AEW debut! Ilja challenged @MrTommasoCiampa on Dynamite, but Ciampa refused. Ilja will still give the fans in St. Louis a fight, when he collides vs Beast Mortos, Saturday!

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

It flew a little under the radar but getting closure on the Abyss/James Mitchell relationship was one of the nicer wrestling moments this year.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

@hollinger Happy birthday. Get high and pet that dog.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Not to spoil anything I might be putting out tomorrow.

But I just saw this James Mitchell/Abyss reunion TNA did a few months ago. For a cheesy cinematic TNA thing, it was really good.

Either James Mitchell is the best actor in wrestling history, or this meant SO much to him.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

@UncleMartiii Total work.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Hannibal’s a dipshit, but “c’mon guys, stop the fuckin’ nonsense” in zooted-out Honky Tonk Man voice is something I still remember and will bust out in conversation to this day.

[jobin33375 @jobin33375]

バックステージ(控室)でのリアルな乱闘(選手名は不明)。佐山聡がよく言ういざという時の為に、刀(シュートテクニック)を隠し持つ事は、やはり重要だと考えさせられる。

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

I understand why he had to modify it for the safety of his opponents.

But that original version with the spinning back heel kick looks INCREDIBLE.

[GrappleClips @GrappleClips]

Shelton Benjamin’s Dragon Whip…

The last one!!!

[Joe Gagne @joegagne]

Wrestler goes off script and shows brutality

Does he deserve jail?

[Jim Fannin - #LastResortMW Nov 1st in Indy @jfannin73]

@NotThatTomGreen https://t.co/swprZmQRVJ or https://t.co/AWmxC6XE5z

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

I am so excited that I get to see Eddie Kingston wrestle Calvin Tankman right in front of me on Sunday.

If you’re in the Indianapolis area, you should be in that room too.

[Jim Fannin - #LastResortMW Nov 1st in Indy @jfannin73]

*NSFW language* Eddie Kingston is not happy with what @CalvinTankman had to say about their match at #LastResortMW coming up on Sunday. Can’t say that I blame him really. This is the Eddie I love. Is it Sunday yet? I’m ready to run thru a brick wall…

[Jim Fannin - #LastResortMW Nov 1st in Indy @jfannin73]

*NSFW language* Eddie Kingston is not happy with what @CalvinTankman had to say about their match at #LastResortMW coming up on Sunday. Can’t say that I blame him really. This is the Eddie I love. Is it Sunday yet? I’m ready to run thru a brick wall…

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

@SeanRossSapp I have my kids hide it in their wrist tape. Used to pass it off when no one was looking, but they kept dropping it.

Some of the parents just put it directly in the kids’ cheek.

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

At some point, someone’s gonna refer to the new Jay White group as The Cunt.

And I think it’ll be Marina. #AEWDynamite

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Tom Scharpling did a really nice tribute for Jeff Cannonball on The Best Show last week.

https://t.co/2bdZ1FrH4H

[Jim Fannin - #LastResortMW Nov 1st in Indy @jfannin73]

Can we get these last 7 second row tickets sold by the end of day tomorrow so the money hits my bank account on the Thursday deposit and we have it in time for the show on Sunday? It would be great to be into just the GA and SRO tickets before show day!

https://t.co/AWmxC6YbV7

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

@yumabooma He was no Mason Andrews.