MCLA

Salty hot opinions on the MCLA that you didn’t ask for

[Texas A&M Men's Lax @TexasAggieLax]

3 days til gameday.

#GigEm | #BTHORice

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Trying to understand why club lacrosse teams split with a coach is like trying to understand why your friend from high school broke up with his girlfriend

Maybe your friend did something weird or terrible

Maybe she did

Who knows, relationships are weird 🤷‍♂️

[Virtually Varsity @vvlacrosse]

In probably the most shortsighted decision I’ve ever heard, the Utah Valley player leadership has dismissed their coaching staff 2 weeks after having played in the National Championship game.

The coaching staff led the Wolverines to a ton of program milestones.

Shocking decision.

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

There are questions that we grapple with as a society, difficult and life-defining questions

None so daunting as: How many jellybeans can fit inside Gary Gait’s head? #LikeNoOther 🥍

Our earthly consciousness may not be equipped to determine the answer

@CuseMLAX @DU_MLAX

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

We don’t expect the fine men at Air Force to understand our logic, undoubtedly they’ve been infected with the same vampiric germ that guided the RMLC to justify Utah steamrolling D2 a couple years ago

The league should be above this

And no, we won’t drop it

#losingbattle

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

It’s cute when D1 varsity lacrosse schools beat up on MCLA D1 schools: the league did it to themselves pitting their best against outfits with far greater resources

To allow D2 schools to be denied tourney bids? Inexcusable. And a service academy doing it no less 🧛🩸

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Fun fact on a night like tonight: the MCLA never took down the racist reference to the “Wuhan virus” in its announcement of the suspension of the 2020 season

We know who the MCLA staff voted for today!

#Vote

https://t.co/E9BjgVXMgO

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

@kbxnks You are still circling back & getting hooked on this shit?

Be better, be above it, quit worrying about what an anonymous account is saying if you are supposedly so professional and awesome and innocent

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Remember that bullshit when MCLA gave away a D2 national title to Utah by letting them play D2? And Utah claimed program poverty and oh-woe-are-they to be able to field a team?

They’ve got 45+ players at a road game with 8 coaches

Fucking rich the MCLA allowed their D2 crap

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

This is on the officiating crew, if either team feels conditions are unplayable they have to find an amicable solution

To have one team coming out claiming the other side forfeited in the 3rd quarter and weather is the factor, come on that’s on the officiating crew

[Virtually Varsity @vvlacrosse]

From someone at the game:

“40 years of lax never seen anything like that weather”

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Shout out to @fgcuLAX with the oh-so-club move of two games in one day

Not hating, it’s tough, gotta get the games

One goal loss in game 2 of the day…woof 😮‍💨

[Varsity Club Lacrosse @VarsityLacrosse]

(DI) Temple beat #15 (DII) FGCU 13-12

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Nothing beats Twitter Lax season:

☑️ Injured sophomore given team account login

☑️ Pre-game hype tweets

☑️ Shouts out his boy on the 4th-line that got a GB

☑️ High-T gifs

And then inevitably…

Goes silent when his team loses the lead

☑️ Final Score L tweet 3 hrs later

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

This shot went out on the endline in the corner, single side official #56 called it for white

One of the worst calls you’ll ever see on a lacrosse field

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Huskies helping Huskies

🐶🤝🐶

[Kyle DeVivo @KyleDevivo]

@huskieslax @VarsityLacrosse I run a bus company nearby, dm me with the details and we’ll get you sorted out

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Need the name of the bus company to protect more teams from such shitty service

[Huskies Lax @huskieslax]

🚨Lacrosse twitter, WE NEED YOUR HELP🚨:

Our charter bus booked months ago to go to Liberty and VT just canceled with no backup help and barely 24 hours notice. We’re doing everything we can to explore options but if anyone in the Northeast has bus connections please reach out.

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

@VarsityLacrosse Utah has a technical institute? The Lord allows such impiety?

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

@WazzuLax

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

But did the goal scorer’s glove color match his teammates’? 🤔

[FGCU Men's Lacrosse Club @fgcuLAX]

Tonight’s winner brought to you by #5 Jayson Andino!
#NoPressureNoDiamonds

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Our tweets are JOKES

If you can’t handle that because you think our Twitter handle with NOT in the name is somehow attempting to provide valid criticism and analysis, then do what those soft Grand Valley bitches did and just block us and move along

@GVSULAX 😘

[Arizona Lacrosse @UofAMensLax]

@NotTheMCLA #TheBackupsDidPlay

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

@UofAMensLax We were gonna let you have the last word, because who cares, but you doubled back with a game link because you can’t take a joke?

What are you trying to prove? That the 8-1 3rd quarter was necessary to remove all doubt that a 16-0 halftime lead wasn’t enough?!?

[MCLA @NotTheMCLA]

Early leader in the clubhouse for the Division 4 Relegation No Chill win of the year

#LetTheBackupsPlay

[Arizona Lacrosse @UofAMensLax]

🔥 FINAL SCORE 🔥

27 -1

Killed it Lax Cats. Onto the @pac12 shootout!