Chehalis

I like me; you don’t have to. ✌🏼

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

BRB. Buying shorts to wear to Disneyland next month to show off my new artwork. 😍

#NewTattoo
#DisneyTattoo
#HiddenMickey
#MissMaeLaRoux

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Alright Christians, help an ex-atheist and former Democrat out:

Can I just walk into a church and sit down? What about mass on Sunday? Is there anything I need to do in advance? I don’t want to start a denominational argument but where do I go?

My family needs to go to church.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

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Make sure to repost ♺ & follow 🖤 @CNICK_Official
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[George @BehizyTweets]

We literally just gave RFK Jr. the power to investigate & prosecute Big Pharma

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

We are officially unburdened by what has been

Welcome back, 47

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

Holy sh*t. This is a must watch 👇🏽

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Interesting choice of earrings tonight, ⁦@KamalaHarris⁩…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

CNN: "He Falls"

Up yours, CNN.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Impeached. Arrested. Convicted. Shot.

Still standing.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

He'll never stop fighting to Save America 🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope the public is waking up to this

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@VyveBroadband is still absolute trash, in case anyone was wondering. I could be spending $80 on much better things.

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@UPS That is my package. I don’t know the tracking number of the package I received belonging to someone else.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Californians Hoping Hurricane Will Wash All Poop Off Sidewalks https://t.co/fLVvvJlp9h

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

Disney thought they were good at losing money on woke films/remakes all on their own.

Then Rachel Zegler started doing press interviews and apparently told them to hold her beer beforehand.

#notmysnowwhite

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@Venmo has been giving my mom the runaround for MONTHS just trying to get her bank acct connected. Can almost never get help over the phone with a human, and when we do and it gets “escalated”, we get the same bullshit email telling us to connect the bank acct. Ready to delete…

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@USPS is such trash. Package should have been here on May 1st, but instead: arrived to its destination town, promptly left for the coast, then to San Francisco, and has been sitting there since. Waited on hold for a half hour only to be told, essentially, 🤷🏼‍♀️

Use. Less.

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@SXMTheHighway @SXMOctane y’all better not sleep on @lakeviewcountry and their new song “Home Team”. It’s gonna be on repeat in my Jeep for the foreseeable future.

[Chehalis @NotTheTown]

@usbank DELETES my account today, without warning, and cannot tell me what’s going on or why. They claim a manager will call within the hour, then fail to do so. They tell me to go to a branch btwn 10-4, but I work graves and am asleep then. So, basically don’t bank there…