Bill

connoisseur of servo pie. full time bad tweeter. don’t wear thrasher if you don’t skate. i am not a crackpot. icon by @sturnerart and banner by @m_d00dles

[Bill @NotThisBS]

vow master: I now pronounce you husband and wife
*call of duty rank up sound plays*
vow master: what the fuck

[Bill @NotThisBS]

people are spreading misinformation about me and i’ve fucking had enough. i have absolutely no association with the rat pack.

[Roy @melodymotorway]

i asked talking ben if i was a fat fucking chud and he said yes

[Bill @NotThisBS]

unc but never chopped

[Bill @NotThisBS]

as i get older i realise i am more like jon arbuckle then id like to admit

[Bill @NotThisBS]

me explaining to my son:
“you can’t just keep doing this. being chopped doesn’t benefit anyone”

[Bill @NotThisBS]

your mate named walter who always inserts his name into every sentence:
“i had a life waltering experience”

[Bill @NotThisBS]

guy at an AA meeting: “i can’t watch AVGN anymore bc he makes drinking look so cool”

[Bill @NotThisBS]

i feel like a yoda impression is like the closest you can get to doing a chinese voice in public without it being socially unacceptable

[Bill @NotThisBS]

“you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out” who the fuck said you could disclose my personal life to others

[Bill @NotThisBS]

i’m in petbarn rating the products by taste

[Bill @NotThisBS]

you could technically invent a real gaydar by having a device that detects if you have tumblr on your phone

[Bill @NotThisBS]

prank channel with the video called “saying six seven to people that are already having a fucking abysmal day”

[Bill @NotThisBS]

i asked my uncle one time what this fish meant and he told me it meant you’re gay and i didn’t question it for like 20 years

[Bill @NotThisBS]

told a child about netanyahu and he cried

[Bill @NotThisBS]

why is my feed just all canberra memes

[Bill @NotThisBS]

i said i didn’t fuck with the new JPEGMAFIA track and they took away my white privilege

[Bill @NotThisBS]

old people be like “there’s so many genders now i’m losing count” and when you ask them immediately after how many genders there are they say two

[Bill @NotThisBS]

@Logan_1133 cronk dat soulja boy

[Bill @NotThisBS]

fuck off there’s no way this cunts name is cronk

[Bill @NotThisBS]

@Logan_1133 is it the cunt with the massive ears