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Micro service? We say micro SERVISS.

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It's not social graph: it's ANTISOCIAL graph.

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Don't think introducing socialism. Think PRODUCING socialism.

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Don't think future proof. Think FUTURES proof.

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We say, not user experience, rather: user EXPEDIENCE

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It's not social media: it's ANTISOCIAL media.

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Don't think dress for the job you have. Think dress for the KROB you have.

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Taking risks? We say QUAKING risks.

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Dress for the job you have? We say dress for the WOBBE you have.

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Not pay day loan, but pay day MAZONE.

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This is not about face to face. This is about CAYCE to face.

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In this TEDx talk I'll explain to you why it's not about the tech ecosystem, but rather the tech TECHSYSTEM

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This is not about face to face. This is about LEFT-BRACE to face.

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Don't think key performance indicator. Think CXC performance indicator.

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Don't think changing the landscape. Think changing the AUDIOTAPE.

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We say, not cyber security, rather: REIBER security

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Storytelling? We say PARALLELING.

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Not angel investor, but angel WESTER.

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Designing with the user in mind? We say designing with the BOOZER in mind.

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Not real artists ship, but real ARTIST'S ship.