Daisy Jane

RN, driver of the atiVAN, straight outta myelin, #MeToo, equal opportunity annoyer, I ❤️ cheap wine and dad jokes

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@imheretoscream @dog_rates They make medication for that.

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Remmy0726 @TomJChicago Never heard of HIPPA, but I've heard of HIPAA.

But you call someone else an IDIOT. Oh the irony 😂😂😂

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@LibertyLouise17 @Sassafrass_84 @SenAdamSchiff I'm confused....does being gracious and taking the high road include calling someone a dick?

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Olive96475499 @Sassafrass_84 @SenAdamSchiff The irony here is totally lost on you 😂😂😂

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Sassafrass_84 Be kind. Got it ✅️

You admonish others to be decent humans on social media yet you call people you disagree with dicks and a$$holes. I disagree with you on almost everything but would never resort to childish name calling.

Do better.

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Mothershipton40 @Ryan_Daigler

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@narceducator Or all of the above.

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@JWhite2222 @omoelerinjare @omoelerinjare1 But why is the red shirt brother handcuffed in the back of a police car?

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@DontBotherKeiti @realredboar 🤣🤣🤣

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Eastcoast71178 @AllisonRFloyd Whatever makes you feel taller I guess 😂

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@HMilne57 @anactualwalnut Thank you for your kind words.
I went no contact 24 yrs ago. Best decision I ever made. She died 6 months ago. I've been working hard in therapy for yrs, trying to heal from the damage she wrought upon me. But every day is better now.

Wishing you peace 🩷

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@omgsidewalks Winifred

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@HMilne57 @anactualwalnut Same here. My mother was a monster.

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@DeAguiarLuciano @Mr_Husky1 I don't believe this story is real either.

And the photo isn't from the "date" ... she said she wore a gray sweater.

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@smc429 He's not wrong 😂

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@MMira08 That'll buy a pack of twinkies and a red bull from the commissary 😂

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@CreativePulse0 @alfkkifine Not every man but always a man.

[Daisy Jane @NotTooPetty]

@Paradigmshiftn9 @xevekiah Exactly

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@onlykejane @xevekiah Sounds fishy 🤣🤣🤣

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

With ADHD, I don't build habits. I build extremely fragile houses of cards.

Day 1–6: "This is my new life. I have finally cracked the code. This routine is who I am now."

Day 7: *Misses one day.*

Day 8: "Well, the spell is broken. The magic is gone. This entire lifestyle is tainted by failure and must be abandoned forever."