Troy Stevens

No matter how many stupid and foolish things I say that drive my friends away, I know that the NSA will still be there to listen to me.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

Me: no way I spend most of the year working from home in my pajamas
Covid: hold my spike protein
#2020InReview

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

Vaccines are difficult because there are so many strains. Covid-19 has at least 6 and potentially 14 strains already. I hope it goes away soon, but this could be a long haul.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

What if covid isn't going away anytime soon. A recent study showed nearly half of previously infected people lost antibodies in 8 weeks.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

This means that people would need multiple vaccines in a year for immunity.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@kslsports Said Drew Bledsoe. No sport is more 'what have you done for me lately' than football. There's no tenure.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@pghmadi I've been playing color blind candy land my whole life

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@PITPaul Sweet. Do you have a target time to want to lower to? Or, do you want to do burpees next?

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@TheStakeClerk What's interesting is the striking similarities, tho not exact, between the varsity scouting program (which was essentially created by the church) that very few units in the church ever ran and the new youth program.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Make Downfield Blocking Great Again https://t.co/LYze7W8Be7

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@coachbradharmon @CougarCentreSLC @espn @kalanifsitake wasn't qualified. The DC at Utah before him and after him had higher ranked defences. Same story at Or St until Anderson walked away. It took a dumpster fire for Kalani to be a better DC than a predecessor or successor.
Bevel
Anderson
Reid
Niumatalolo
Leach

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

Announcers: @kalanifsitake loves the @BYUfootball program
Reality: he coached for a decade for the rival of his Alma mater
#FireSitake #FireHolmoe

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@CriddleBenjamin What's to like?! BYU sportsmanship this decade: shoe throw, groin punch, bowl fight. #Embarrassing

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@pghmadi https://t.co/PzBHieTsf2

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@CriddleBenjamin 30% of our total yards and 63% of our scoring has come on the last drive of the game or OT. Most of it was against prevent defense. That's not a sign of a strong program.

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

My front door this morning. Time to finally start a Netflix subscription.

[Sandia National Labs @SandiaLabs]

Combat #veterans at Sandia led a holiday toy drive for @ToysForTots_USA, bringing in 1,006 toys in NM and 400 in CA, doubling last year’s donations for local kids 🧸 #giveback

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How a book written in 1910 could teach you calculus better than several books of today [Calculus Made Easy, 1910] https://t.co/W4gspJoGQc

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

Watching the British Parliament is so much better than watching the US Congress. #Brexit

[Troy Stevens @NotURConscience]

@eldermars We are eligible because we beat an FCS team. We beat two terrible independent teams. We beat only two teams with winning records. By NCAA criteria we are bowl eligible, by all other measures we stink.