On our way to 1,000 OFFICIAL GOALS, Ronaldo fans, I pray that
- You do not die
- You are not in Coma
- You do not have accident
- You do not fall sick
- Your phone doesn't get stolen
- You have Data
- Your phone doesn't get spoilt
- Your X account doesn't get suspended
- Your phone is fully charged
- You will not be busy with something else
- Your internet will be as fast as flash
Because, movies will be made.
That's when you'll confirm that 1000 goals is bigger than the World Cup.
That's when you'll know that Ronaldo's influence is unreal.
Be there no matter what 💯😂
May God bless and protect us all 🙏🏿
I received a call yesterday from the police station that I should be present at their Office today.
Reason being that someone charged me to court.
I went there this morning with my lawyers and the Police didn’t allow my lawyer in.
They Asked me to come in alone. That I should drop my phone on the counter.
So I was like asking before I drop this phone, who charge me to court? Wetin be him name?
the Police refused to tell them. They just insisted I sit down and wait for orders.
I waited for a while until One of the Police man took me one side.
I thought he was going to ask for bribe so I told him. Oga before I give anything, who call me here?
He said court order was above his pay grade and it’s an order from above.
I still insisted, who asked for me? Who pressure you guys to call me?
And immediately the police man said he can’t tell me because the volume of a fixed mass of gas is inversely proportional to the pressure.
I was a bit confused why you dy quote Boyles law?
He started talking about Fallacy, Ad Hominem, Argumentum ad Baculum, Tu Quorque..
Immediately I notice this critical thinking, I realized say na Intellectual Police man.
Messi fans😂
Them don finally Charge me to court.
It’s all banter, but I think you’re crossing the line with this one. There are certain topics we should know better than to joke about. Please stay away from issues involving married couples. Let’s keep the banter respectful.