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2026 Media 🧵

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@cigaftercigs True hai

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@haamainhu im gareeb jobless

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Saare jobless log itni energy drinks kyu peete hai

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@haamainhu Experienced

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@Alphahels Yes fuck u

[Ashish Chanchlani @ashchanchlani]

I've been using X for 18 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can in a tweet write TUM SABKI MKC 50 BAAR.

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@ultsawako EXCUSE ME

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Madarchod iss time patakhe fod rhe hai jhatu k pille inn dehatiyo ko koi kab fodega

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Sone ja rha hu

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@Silvers57486556 Hasu bhadwe

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Hasu bhadwe

[Swiggy @Swiggy]

NNN mein NUTella kha sakte hai kya? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Vasu @NotVasu0]

@idkwhyicamebac Richie rich

[A. @curlybaalbaddie]

this chhoti bachchi asked me didi aapke phone me games hain kya, I replied w a straight no so she shouted "didi aapke phone me koi bhaiya hain kya" in front of so many people including my parents, I'M CRINE

[Rajat Jain @RajatJain]

“You press the burger, and the tomato slips out from the back, just like Raghav Chadha slipped out of AAP.”

— Kapil Sharma

[Vasu @NotVasu0]

Hachi michi chi

ashi gaga ashi

mambowww
mambow
ma ma mam
ting ting tung tung ting
ting ting ting
tung tung ting
HAAAA CHII MIIIIIII

[Vasu @NotVasu0]

😭😭

[KTB @youluvktb]

ngl when i give birth don’t put that dirty ass baby on me 😂