David Firth

Reactionary buffer. Unfavourite word: stakeholder. Bah!

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@LeedsChristina1 Jeez, desperately scary for you. Pleased to hear that LGI has done what NHS does best, and that all seems to be ok.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@BikeshedAndover - one less excuse for being a sack of spuds next Spring?

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@BikeshedAndover Wasn't a universally popular observation, it's fair to say. But ruddy Walmart is going to run and run...

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@markskelin Wasn't Dr Frankenstein one of yours, too, @markskelin?

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Purveyor of the unremarkable to the undiscerning?

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Been there. https://t.co/Kjk6zABYFO

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This person’s pain will make you feel less alone

https://t.co/5KhdOS05KC

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@jgb00m @ChrisGiles_ @SpinningHugo Unlike our Morris Marina which was calfshit brown. A true turd on wheels.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@RealJamesWoods Hurrah for Trump. He’s fixed sanctions against Iran, too, hey?

[Robert Peston @Peston]

So to be clear, this is the ONLY thing that matters right now https://t.co/etGwn1bhzj

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@HeenanRachael Never quite made it that far north and west. Magical though!

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Barely visible sign. Very gentle climb out of Soller. And many of the other riders are older. And even slower!

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@BikeshedAndover First thing tomorrow. Hoping that the next coffee stop will be a touch more exotic.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@BikeshedAndover no prizes for guessing today's lunch stop.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

@BikeshedAndover Specialsed. Hmm. You quite sure it's going ahead - or does tonight mean: in two months' time?

[David Firth @NotVegan]

There's a pun in there somewhere but I won't attempt it.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Spiralise that!

[David Videcette @DavidVidecette]

And the quick thinking, kind hearted hearted human, right time right place award goes to... https://t.co/AYAA5fNTDA

[David Firth @NotVegan]

No sign of Daisy Duke, Boss Hog et al. Inspired motor all the same.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Yep, hellish. No wonder the progress was so slow.

[David Firth @NotVegan]

Missing an H somewhere...