Victoria Montalbano

Actor/Comedian/Recovering Improvisor
Solo Show: The Princess Strikes Back
Co-Host @NowKissPod
She/Her
Also a nanny

[Victoria Montalbano @NotVicky4]

See The Princess Strikes Back: One Woman's Search for the Space Cowboy of her Dreams on tour this year! Ticket links in 🧵

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

if you look into this you could probably find a pretty damning connection between "actors " and "theater kids"

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

yeah it’s called going to your friend’s comedy show

[JM  @John_Mike_]

Calling it as an Uber Eats ad for the Super Bowl

[armie @wowzaship]

Yeah im sure glinda’s gay ass was thinking about having wickedness thrust upon her.

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

chic and cunty forever
love you back @charli_xcx

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

yeah OBVIOUSLY jonathan bailey is sexy as fiyero. there is nothing hotter than a gay guy playing a romantic lead in a musical. theatre girls have known this since the dawn of time. it's ancient lore passed down through generations of sexually frustrated girls in character shoes!

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.

[Darling Axe Editing @DarlingAxe]

Romance novels generate over $1.4 billion annually, making romance the best-selling fiction genre globally.

#writingcommunity

[🍓kathryn hahn's sidepiece @dykegardens]

i love how death itself is just a girl who wants attention from a bad bitch and keeps getting her feelings hurt

[Victoria Montalbano @NotVicky4]

I wish I could tell you this was not true...

[audrey @foldyrhands]

when women say a man is hot that means they think he's cute. and when women say a man is cute that means they think he's pathetic. and when they say he is pathetic for some reason i've found that actually means they think that he's hot.

[agatha’s licked hand @otterhahn]

agatha all along characters response to “can you buy me pads?” text

[Cata lvs alina @pandoralover_20]

Agatha all along characters as “things to never say to someone who just came out” — a thread

[Macro @daily12sketch]

gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with the twelfth doctor tonight. Stay informed.

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

#StarWars star John Boyega shares a new photo via his Instagram Story:

“FinnPoe”

[jinx is seeing phoebe @hightowerheart]

did we ever consider that jolene is a protection spell against agatha and dolly parton is a witch

[Laura Lupin @bugsandfishes]

In other news a guy on the train was playing loud music on his phone without headphones and when he got off the train THE POLICE ARRESTED HIM. Presumably for something else, mind, but it was still deeply satisfying.

[lauren 🦎 @notlaurenscott]

writing at home is far more financially responsible but unfortunately i am 10 times more productive when i write in a silly little cafe with my silly little overpriced coffee