wyatt

pilot by day, your favorite bartender by night

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Soon after tragic killing of Harambe, scientists extracted his sperm and worked hard to use it to continue his bloodline with modern genetic research.

His sperm is stored in “frozen zoo” of liquid nitrogen that could keep it viable for hundreds of years – might help to protect his endangered species in future.

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

@baileynantais is this the one about jack antanoff leading her on

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

main character syndrome at its peak and with how ridiculous my life has been of late, i’m not entirely sure that I could say I’m not being Truman Show’d

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

might mess around and go for an anthrozoology minor. also i forgot how many weird motherfuckers there are in first year courses

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

was able to cross off Arctic Monkeys, Interpol, and the Smashing Pumpkins from my concert bucket list in one week. (along with seeing the national a third time but that was a month ago) very grateful to have friends willing to share the experience with

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

had an older gay gent ask my name at work and then he told me “wyatt i love the fuckin hair” twice before leaving. the validation i needed today

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

smash mouth found out that the years do, in fact, stop coming.

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

can’t believe i’m seeing the arctic monkeys tonight, 14 year old me is losing it right now

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

this is the best thing to ever happen to Detroit

[Calico Joe @CalicoJoeMLB]

Mother Nature gave us all one big W today

The famous 25-year-old whale mural is now visible again on Detroit’s Broderick Tower after last night’s storm damaged the mural placed over it

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

how do people that work at actual karaoke bars do it? every time this girl gets up to sing i add another reason to my list

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

@baileynantais all of them huh

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

@baileynantais paying for all your tickets has boosted my credit score into the “excellent” range

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

rebranding myself as the personal bank of @baileynantais

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

@baileynantais 🫃🏼

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

i hope he returns as his spiderverse character

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

i love seeing players i don’t like get traded because i know it hurts their feelings

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Celtics are trading Marcus Smart to the Grizzlies as part of deal, sources tell ESPN.

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

two whole people (regulars that don’t know i’ve been hitting the gym) today told me i look bigger/ like i’ve been lifting weights. ego’s on cloud nine tonight baby

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

i will never understand some men’s latent desire to hang around the lock room half or fully nude. i’m fricken in and out, elevator rules apply, don’t talk to me

[wyatt @notWyattMoore]

I live my life to the tune of Semisonic's 'Closing Time.'