“2Pintz”

I have a tendency to be annoying, loud, and emotional. I fall in love with humans that can make me laugh.

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

One time i paid for my Taco Bell and then drove away without receiving my food... that’ll never happen again! 🤠

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Tell me why a mom would call her primary care clinic about why the pharmacy hasn't processed a medication....oh and why insurance isnt covering it ..... CALL YOUR DAMN INSURANCE

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@TwinkTheory Honestly. Every take you have had is 🔥🔥🔥 also you are so funny because you are experiencing and saying everything we all said to ourselves when we watched so it’s very relatable 💀

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Can another country please come and invade us and fucking declare our government unfit and let us start over. Please? PLEASE?

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@thenayvuiiiton Baby, twitter IS for close friends 🫶🏼

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Funny how the thing that will ultimately unite both parties is the fact that none of us want a police surveillance state…. Fuck flock cams yo.

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Also really feeling like we are in a perfect storm of crazy ass and awful shit happening left and right that it would only make sense that something mega crazy rocks our world right about now

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Yo I feel like if trump pisses china off a couple more times it could be pretty bad news. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

So funny that people keep trying to paint the progressive representatives as America hating communists lmao meanwhile New Yorkers say it’s the best the city has ever been. Riddle me that? Seems like he might be onto something 🤓

[Sissy @ieattheuniverse]

how i feel when i eat a meal instead of letting my body eat the fat in my body.

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

The Michelle Trachtenberg and Ramona Singer friendship

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

Yo Ari needs an intervention, respectfully.

[belle @lxbelledejour]

E o cachorro da minha prima que fugiu de casa e foi achado assim

LARANJA

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@EthanKnower Wet leg rules!!!!!

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@cicero_mn We were worried because you didn’t really update on the sitch!

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@cicero_mn You good??????????

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@gnuman1979

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@Mappy6984 i feel like people hate on this show because of Rosanne Bar but this show was one of the best depictions of lower middle class Midwest America.....so much love for it <3

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

@big__dog72 Dude. Once when my mom was dying in the hospital I forgot where I parked and had a full on crash out in the ramp just running clicking my lock bottom lmao

[“2Pintz” @NourtneyG]

I was at target today and I saw birth control OTC next to the preg tests. Wow. How amazing and wonderful of target. And I’m being earnest. Thinking back to sexually active 17 y/o me being terrified to ask my mom to get me on it. You are helping so many women. Thank you target!

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Just post this 👇