cunt eatswood

no DMs, unless you're a rebel |
36 |
will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake |
he/him

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

taking up space by being the biggest idiot in the room is truly the closest i’ll ever get to being a god

[🜏 @JaymianaJones]

staring too long at stuff i shouldnt be staring at

[ANJA @anonymjau]

Alpha males™ are just the same old homoerotic male fuckers known since antiquity rebranded™

They don't want to fuck her because
they only want to fuck him (no homo)

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

@anonymjau loss making

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

treat her pussy like a reaction gif (use it constantly in every context and share it with those I think would appreciate it)

[Stewnami @stewnami]

Sorry to be forward, but that piece of pizza in your fanny pack is making me absolutely feral

[Stewnami @stewnami]

I should’ve made some emotional support bacon for times like these

[Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻 @sweetmomissa]

I told my husband I wanted to eat healthier and he just came home from the store with tofu so that was a fun marriage.

[Miriel Serindae @MirielSerindae]

perfectly calculated distance
so your absence
doesn't crush
my presence

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

decide how many times i tweet on 29th October

for every like on this tweet, i will tweet one (1) time on the above date

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔠𝔞𝔱 @ghostcatting]

skin to skin
sin to sin

[Wilde Thingy (new account) @Wilde_Thingy]

Strange to think that the guy who invented pants wasn't even wearing any pants when he invented them.

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

halloween costume idea, i’m ur beautiful wife that beats u and makes u wanna cry

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

what i lack in emotional stability i make up for in bad decisions

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question

[Miriel Serindae @MirielSerindae]

Wait, let me be toxic about this

[🎀reba mcentired🎀 @good_vibes_girl]

masturbating with the windows open is like microdosing exhibitionism

[💧Blue📯Flame💎 @sapphirecyan333]

Fighting fire with fire by subjecting myself to new bigger heartache so the other ones don’t seem so bad

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

just drank an entire glass of water ama

[1010 @wetsentence]

an Entity formed by lineally premeditated arrogance