EJM

Big fan of superheroes, rapping, and telling jokes.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

Comparing demons gets no one closer to heaven.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@JoeyVazquezart Heck yeah, man! Congratulations! Excited to see what you're working on, brother man!

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@comicsexplained There is absolutely nothing in icemans lore that specifies his character is a white guy. Same with professor x. Magneto has to be Jewish, though, and storm has to be African. Because that's part of their character.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@LauraLoomer You know, I usually only see you saying wild shit like "black trans abortion happening live at the dnc" but this time, you're absolutely right. It's called black propaganda. I feel like not enough people were taught about it, and i believe there to be a reason behind that.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. If any of my friends ever tell me that they're dating a robot, I will relentlessly bully them. And if i see strangers with one, I will point and laugh. Loudly.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Sex robots that you can date if you’re lonely are about to become publicly available for purchase

Realbotix sex dolls are designed to be indistinguishable physically, cognitively, and emotionally from an actual human, except “hotter” and prepared to fulfill any desire. The most popular model of the Harmony doll is five-foot-one, 70 pounds, and has size 32F breasts.

Users can reportedly customize every feature of their sex doll—even choosing replicas of their favorite porn performer.

Consumers even sculpt the personality of their doll—choosing from characteristics like sexy, funny, shy, jealous, angry, intellectual, talkative, insecure, moody—even specifying the characteristic they want to be dominant.

After designing the perfect doll, he plugs it in like an appliance and gets to work.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

The left thinks extreme weather is caused by driving your car, the right thinks it’s caused by Jews. Imagine a Jew driving a car. That would be insane.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@MasterTainment You're not alone. I, too, am a passenger of the struggle bus today, friend.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@aretheygay I think it's a fear of being replaced and losing their sense of purpose because a lot of people, especially on the lower rungs, WILL lose their jobs. I'm not sure where exactly I stand on AI. It's not 100% good, but it's also not 100% bad. Could be used for both.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@MarvelStudios @DCOfficial @SonyPictures i got you, too. I could assist in improving your Spider-Man adjacent universe. Not your spiderverse, though. I genuinely think they have that handled.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@MarvelStudios @DCOfficial

I Gotchu.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash.

“They will just tell us, ‘If you do that, fans are going to retaliate’ … If it’s early enough & the movie isn’t finished yet, we can make those kinds of changes.”

(Source: https://t.co/GRtdm5mkd7)

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

Everyone wants to cut a different head of the dragon off. I want to cut the dragon's heart out to stop all the heads.
We are not the same.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@FabianNicieza 'They' are anyone with the ability to put silver iodide into the atmosphere. It's called cloud seeding and is a real thing that increases precipitation. They just release puffs of smoke containing the silver iodide. It's not even a complicated process. Just the equipment is $$$.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@GailSimone @RobSchneider I don't mean this to sound rude, I'm a fan of both of you. I can't stand either of your political opinions. I'd rather have your opinions on comics and his opinions on comedy. You can have political stances, but once it's out of those parameters, I stop listening to you both.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

I'm pretty sure my most controversial MCU opinion is that I absolutely love all the Ant-Man movies. They get so much hate, but I have so much fun watching them.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@MasterTainment I don't think we're supposed to just "let go". Hold on to the emotional benefits and positive memories and move on from the negative. It's a one foot in front of the other situation. Just keep trudging and keep an eye out for similar looking holes so as not to trip again.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

I feel like a blind guy in charge of the map and a deaf guy in charge of a radio. Yeah, they could switch, but the map is in the same language as the voynich manuscript, and the voices on the radio are from the 463rd cubit of babels' height.

Just straight up guessing.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

It sucks to be the smartest person in a room. Especially when you know you, too, got rocks for brains.

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@rustyrockets This feels like you're doing it for attention. God DOES work through sinners, so I'm not saying this wasn't a real baptism, but I am saying posting pictures and telling anyone and everyone "hey look what I'm doing for God!" Doesn't feel right. Sure, people see you. But does God?

[EJM @nowayitsEJ]

@hankgreen Free speech is so we can say the wrong things and not face legal repercussions.. There are still social repercussions. Every platform is like a different house, though. They control what their free speech is in their house. I don't cuss in my moms house, though I cuss in my own.

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Folks, when you are watching an old movie and there is a talking head on a plate on a table, they did not really decapitate a guy, the rest of his body is under the table so it LOOKS like he is just a head.

FYI.