Maddie Roche

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a fridge.

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why the fuck does winnie the pooh have perfectly shaped eyebrows it has upset me all my life.

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Surely finding a needle in a haystack isn't difficult if you just get a hair-dryer and blow all the hay away.

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@medoubleD och klart, du är redan nestande perfekt :L

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@medoubleD I'll teach ya :)

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I can run for mayor now, knew there was a reason for turning 18

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I bet walking dead will have way more viewers this season as america prepares for the Ebola Apocalypse. #zombies #getready

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Apologies for the red feminism mist but seriously.

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Emma Watson's #HeForShe speech starts trending and hackers announce they're going to release stolen nudes of her. You're proving her point.

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There are more people called Ben than there are girls in my Maths class. #outnumbered

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for serious flu at the end of hols is not ok

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if you compared me first day at hills and also tomorrow, it'd be like one of those; meth, not even once adverts. #firstdayback

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Spent my morning making crayfish shaped breads #cräftfest #sweden #skål

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Verona was perfect 👌

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Theo and Maddie Cocktail Night #drink5 #cosmopolitan

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Theo and Maddie Cocktail Night! #drink4 #mojitos

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Theo and Maddie Cocktail Night #drink3 #g&t

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Theo and Maddie Cocktail Night #drink2 #martini

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Theo and Maddie Cocktail Night #drink1 #strawberrymule

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A highlight of last night was learning that @BartuAtamert knows every single word to #SELFIE. Equally impressed and appalled.