Nowwik

human shoots god carries balls każda dziewczyna jest księżniczką niektóre po prostu mają fajniejsze korony

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

when ur getting a swordjob and she's giving you straight hilt

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Nobody saw me waking up at 4 am.

Nobody saw me taking extra shifts.

Nobody saw me working 3 jobs.

Because I didn't do any of that at all.

[Nera @itme_nera]

bronze age Kazuya tech

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

It's ALWAYS 5 o'clock somewhere, nigga #Chicago #RealNigga

[𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧cream🦁✨ @LionOfUldah]

we smokin on that ‘shtola pack, this shit ain’t nothing to me man

[Is Dead Man's Questions confirmed? @DMQconfirmation]

Day 1883

Nope

[Canyou ⚜️ @Valkyrie_Fleur]

When the doctor asks for a stool sample:

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Toonarii🇩🇴 @Toonarii]

thumbnail been frying me all day bro 😭😭

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[NoMooreMercyYT @NoMooreMercy]

holy crap lois, this is worse than the time me and the guys turned into peel p50s

[박지민⁷🧸 @xsoftvantex]

KURWA XDDDDD