Metz

Father | Husband | Kissed by fire

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@GovPressOffice So your idea was to match Trump’s level of unhinged? You really think that’s gonna make you look good in this?

Also you’re not even California’s favorite governor.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@Ford Mandatory 2FA says bullshit. At least we know Henry Ford’s legacy carries on.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@Jaguar Jaguar: “Copy nothing.”
Also Jaguar: Copies Chrysler and Cadillac protos from 20 years ago. Makes it pink.
Jaguars board of directors: *heads asplode*

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@ashnikko my wife is super bummed cause she’s too sick to go to your show tonight in Denver. Any chance I can get a shout out for Lauren the 1 leg mom?

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@regularcars Porsche 996

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@BLangbets @es3_09 that whole plane has its own parachute! Go look up Cirrus CAPS on YouTube. It's pretty neat. One of them had a mid-air collision with a larger propeller plane near my house, CAPS parachute deployed, zero fatalities. It's a safe plane.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@regularcars Bose A30 are probably good start 😂

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@The_One_Twan @JBronsonS @MichaelBlack_78 @crazyclipsonly Three global airlines still allow smoking in 2023.

[Corey Quinn (in London this week) @QuinnyPig]

I am the greatest Prompt Engineer in the world.

[Grummz @Grummz]

As expected.

Unless FTC appeals, Microsoft will own Activision Blizzard.

Now we get to see how right I am about what happens when too much of the industry is owned by too few.

Hint: It won’t be good for gamers or the industry.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@charitylaws_ Who?

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@BWay124 @InternetH0F I’m a dad. My worst nightmare is getting a call that my 4 year old has cancer. Or that my 9 year old got hit by a car and isn’t going to make it. After that it’s sinkholes, and then dying by drowning. Them getting naked for cash *after* they’re of age isn’t even on the top 20.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@dictionaryhill @dollarn9ne Sure but it’s worth it. Until a gas vehicle manufacturer offers a free alternative here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@dictionaryhill @dollarn9ne Gmc app is one click.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@regularcars Sometimes I need permission from other adults to do the things I want. childhood baggage. You need it? I’ll give it. Go to pride, bud. Let your anxious nerves switch to excitement nerves. you deserve it. I haven’t seen you since Boulder, but you’re my friend and I am proud of ya

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

[Dido @didoofficial]

RIP Maxi 💔
It was an absolute honour to know you, be inspired by you, listen to you and sing with you. Your voice and words will never leave my head.

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

That was the loudest airport announcement I’ve ever heard: “THIS IS AN OPERATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT, GATE AGENTS STOP BOARDING FLIGHTS.�� @DENAirport what gives? Why so loud?

[Metz @NowYouKnowJack]

@alexanderdiner I’d try to but you’re not wrong so there’s no point.