NPA News

All the news that's fit to print and a bunch that isn't! (Official NPA News account)

[NPA News @NPANews]

Why do you guys want more villains? You already have the commi$$ioner

[NPA News @NPANews]

It's been asked that I come back this year. Maybe if you all behave yourselves

[Slateport City Cruisers @CruisersNPA]

WEEK 1 has started, we have some FIRE matches vs @NPARollouts. BOAT UP!

[NPA News @NPANews]

Congratulations to @zeldavgc for being the most overrated player in NPA history, being drafted for a very memeable 69k!

[NPA News @NPANews]

@PyreonPT Listen man, NPA has lost a lot of its charm over the more recent years. A lot of the players who were big supporters of it in the past have either moved on or dislike that it's become a clique event. Just some hard truths from NPA news.

[NPA News @NPANews]

Man, why can't yall be decent people for like, a month? We're in quarantine you've got so much time to reflect and self improve

[NPA News @NPANews]

@PephanVgc AI is only as good as its training data.

[NPA News @NPANews]

Hey TT lay off the satire, you're gonna out us out of a job

[Trainer Tower @TrainerTower]

NPA 9: Draft Analysis and Power Rankings written by
@TamtamVGC

NPA 9 has kicked off, and what better way to spend your 💗Valentines💗than to read some Power Rankings 📈💪

https://t.co/aSJBfz5MzC

[NPA News @NPANews]

We've been getting a lot of messages about our algorithm predicting the @SBlizzards as the worst team over the Stargazers. While, yes, the Stargazers sound similar to all time worst team Mossdeep Rockets, they are in fact different.

[NPA News @NPANews]

Most sports AI try to predict the winner. Here at NPA News we trained our system to predict the losers. Which team did it say will lose it all? That'd be the @SBlizzards !

[NPA News @NPANews]

There's so much real drama in Pokemon we don't need NPA drama anymore

[NPA News @NPANews]

I hear @EnoshShachar of the Cruisers is taking bribes if you're unsure about your chances of getting drafted

[NPA @npacommish]

Again if you haven't signed up, you still have until Jan 24, 2020 to do so! https://t.co/SOfHvRxM3M

[NPA News @NPANews]

Do you want to stress yourself with more tournaments? Then sign up for NPA!

[NPA @npacommish]

NPA 9 is here! Please read through the commencement and get excited for another fun year of NPA! Who will take the NPA 9 crown? #NPA https://t.co/vttQDQRBUu

[NPA News @NPANews]

.@WolfeyGlick shaving is beard is the biggest VGC hair loss news since @komvgc had to shave his head

[NPA News @NPANews]

Out of all the VGC players @ryuzaki_vgc would probably be the best at taking care of a goat

[NPA News @NPANews]

@_LightCore Probably around the time everyone stopped caring about NPA

[NPA News @NPANews]

Think about this: an ogre Pokemon that has a dynamax move that creates a swamp on the battlefield

[NPA News @NPANews]

Lotta VGC players on high horses today

[NPA News @NPANews]

@JamieBoytVGC You'd have to get people to care about NPA again, first

[NPA News @NPANews]

You see, the thing you gotta know about @WolfeyGlick is that he once went to a zoo to feed pigeons. He went to a place with fancy birds to see trash doves.