Nouha

UC Nurse Practitioner + ED/ trauma registered nurse with a sense of humor, passion for food, coffee + just being unapologetically me. •Instagram : NPLife_

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Worked 39 hours in 3 days. Don’t tell me I only work “3 days a week” when I worked what you would in 5 days. #nurselife #thestruggleisreal

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When you go to use your AirPods; but the battery is dead. 🥲🙄

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You know you work in healthcare when your family and friends send you the results of their labs and imaging

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AMA, your insecurities are showing.

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Walks to Pyxis. Silently repeating *Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones*
Gets to Pyxis: Damn what was the name again 🤦🏻‍♀️ #nurselife

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Now, if only we can take that same outrage we have towards a scrub companies marketing mistake + direct it towards real issues such as poverty, hunger, mental health issues, lack of affordable health insurance, racism and the cost of education.

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While social media is busy making jokes about #Kanye... the man appears to be in a manic episode. Mental health is not a joke.

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Don’t mess with nurses. Period.

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Hey Siri, log my patients.
#gradschoolproblems

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@miche347 The struggle is real 😂

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What do you call acne related to wearing an N95 for long hours? It’s Mascne. Get it? 😂 #nurseprobs

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If 2020 was a drink... it would be kayexalate

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I never thought I would say this, but the bridge of my nose is on fire from wearing an N95 all day long.

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I have to change my apple face recognition to include a mask now 😷 #NURSEPROBS

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NOBODY:
ME: “I’m so stressed out. Let me go buy cute pens to take pretty notes while I study” (and cry) #nursingschoolprobs

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Nursing school problems:
Just calculated how many points I need on my final to pass the class.

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When you get to the gym.... and your AirPods are dead 😷😷😷😟

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Discussion Boards:
Jake: and that’s why evidence based practice is important.
Me: Great job Jake. You were extremely thorough and detailed in explaining the importance of EBP. Reason 1,2 and 3 are all applicable and can be easily implemented into practice.
Thanks, Me.

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If you’ve never worked a shift in the ER during flu season- then you have no idea the extreme chaos that occurs during just one shift. #ED #nurselife

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Sorry to burst your bubbles folks. All your evidence based research articles must be from 2015 and on. Let that sink in.

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@emilymstaple I started at a new hospital system as an ED float the same week. 😉

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Check in on your ER friends. We are not okay. #fluszn